Retarded USC Girl

Ok yeah so that last post was not exactly real readable. Sorry. It was written directly after I lost my ass at beer pong. Let me just say that this Spring Break was awesome. Here are some of the highlights....

Melissa... we dont have the props. Random guy in the bar gave me his number.... Sergeant Seth.... Buddha and Nick visit local neighborhoods... a lot.... like borderline stalkers.... we ate at the jack in the Box and didnt die.

Seth: "Yall Behave".

We saw an "excited horse". We had drinks at "the bloddy booger"... also known as Booger Red's. We took charlie's angels pictures on the grassy knoll. Seth regulated and made sure we were not toooo visible while doing so. Nick tripped and grabbed Melissa's boob.... the next day, a cowboy grabbed her ass as he nearly launched her over a cow. Woke Mo up on the way to texas... told her we were about to stop, she started chekcing her seatbelt, so I said, "Not abruptly". Maybe you had to be there. Danced with a wobbly heel. GOT TRASHED off the beer pong.

Seth: "Nothing says class like an arm full of Boones Farm."

Another great one from Seth: "I am sorry Rebecca, but I dont like to spend my time hanging out in gas stations".

Nick: "They dont want to go shopping".

Melissa thought we went through Illinois, I dreamed we stopped for lunch and gas when clearly we hadnt, Mo saw a busted sprinkler at a gas station and thought it was a fountain.... Dallas is so artsy fartsy.

We had an amazing dinner at the Cheesecake Factory. Had a great time in Fort Worth. We were in this tour.... we were so suckered into it. We were at the Stockyards.... and the tour guide is like.. no, the 4 o clock hasnt left yet.... come catch the end of the video.... so we did... and the room is packed iwth young people and a few oldies..... well as they leave the viewing room to partake in the tour... we casually realize it is just us and the old people.... it was funny.... but it gets better.

We had Mo take a pic with a cow.... seeing a sadlle on a cow is indeed an odd thing.... well the cowboy called her a prarie chicken, grabbed her ass, and laucnhed her onto (and almost over) the cow. He called Buddha "her mom". It gets better....
So we are on this tour.... and the one old guy is wearing a yellow polo.... khakis, and has a navy sweater tied around his neck.... Seth is wearing basiclaly the same outfit... sans the orthopedic shoes and sweater... so it was precious.

We rode the DART.... and when you go to the zoo and see the Poison Dart Frogs exhibit.... look for the DART emblem. Funny stuff.

To sum things up briefly.... I had a great time... I was in a nice city with GREAT company. Yall just rock.... OH and how bad do I feel... let me tell you..... I couldnt stay awake on the ride for the life of me... and I would do that snore/snort thing and wake myself up.... and Seth drove us straight through.... so I really owe the kid some drinks for that one! So if you read this entry, thanks Seth! You rock! and I seriously owe ya one.

AMAZING lovely wonderful spring break. Of course, we are gonna have to lie and tell people we did more than see 15 cattle stroll leisurely down the street, got drunk (although scarily i think i may be the only oen who got drunk.... no wait, if seth tipped a ten instead of a one... he could have been drunk....), went to the knoll, and were the youngest people on a tour... lol. GREAT time. Thanks yall!

posted by Ashlyn @ 5:33 AM