Retarded USC Girl

right this minute..... Buddha is in her interview.... and I am so happy for her.... and I know she will do well... and if she gets this job, she could be coming back home. yay. happy thought.

Last night was so much fun. Mission: Molest Randy is underway. It is not like we really just set out on a mission.... but it has clearly become one. It's too funny. I realize if you werent there, it could sound bad.... but Randy is of age... we are not like M.J. or as southpark says "Mr. Johnson (that's just ignorant!). It is not like we are really attempting to sex him up.. we are just all so perverted that you cant help but take the verbal and make it physical.... but not everything though.. cause then all the offices in CE and every conference table would be in trouble... elevators too. lol.

OH SHIT... Melissa Girl is no longer allowed to select where we eat. She chose Sonic.... where we ran into Gimpy Troll from "The Gopher". He told us how he is "sooo Jackass" and swallowed, on a dare, a spoonful of "Sphincter Cramp" hot sauce. niiiice. jeez.

posted by Ashlyn @ 6:56 AM