Retarded USC Girl

Wow. I havent posted in ages. I have, however been tooling around CL lately looking for weirdos. I'm serious.... it's amazing how many are out there.

Nothing major has been going on, hence the lack of updates. Things are just strolling right along.

I'm working. ...working...working.... and trying to grab some sleep when I can.

I had a conversation about someone waxing his asshole the other day. I have to admit - Im on pens and needles pending the outcome. Realistically, it is not gonna be good. In fact, it could be quite bad -BUT he tells such great stories. I'm sure there will be a great "SO this one time when I was waxing my ass..." story that will come out of it.

Gas is down to $3.86. When I was in highschool.... gas was 99 cents a gallon. It makes me feel old. I have been feeling old a lot lately. Especially when my monitor asked me how old I was and I had a total brain fart. In that moment, I couldnt tell her. I had absolutely no idea. Scary how sometimes when the synapses fire, you learn you are only shooting blanks. ;)

I'm still tooling arounf with the same old hobbies as before. Nothing new lately. It is summer and it's mercilessly hot these days. You pop out the building for lunch and poof you are soaked with sweat. It is absolutely gross.

But... it's August.... which means that soon... very soon, it will cool off and we will enter a time for open windows instead of air conditioners. I love that ... probably my favorite time of year. Cool during the day..... chilly at night. PERFECT.... and you have to admit.... it is beautiful in the autumn. Ah, sooner than later, my friends.... sooner than later....

posted by Ashlyn @ 6:30 AM