Retarded USC Girl

You know I am obsessed with one Stephen Colbert. How HOT is he. I like that nerdy-intelligent yet mildly retarded edge he has. YOWZA what a jive talking beefcake! Anyway, Ben and Jerry - those lactose tolerant bastards from Vermont named a new flavor after him! "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream" features bits of chocolate covered waffle cone. I think I may put down my pint of Pistachio, Pistachio for a spoon or two of Colbert. And yes, I pronounce it with a silent "t".

I am still on my Frasier kick. I really love that show.... if you hated it years ago - watch it now. I promise - it is really funny.

I had a blast at work today - I really did. I work with great people. They are so much fun. I miss them when I am lying about at home watching Frasier and Golden Girls and morphing into a cat lady.

I am on the hunt for gainful employment. I need some "Benjamins". :)

Anyway, I am on my way home. :) Good night, moon.

Labels: Stephen Colbert... delicious

posted by Ashlyn @ 4:07 PM