Retarded USC Girl

wow. I am a sincerely shitty blogger. I guess I should spend a little less time smoking the pot and a little more time in front of the old KB. Things have happened.... that I want to elaborate on, but cant at this time - ie, my Dad going to jail. Imagine me bailing my 63 yr old Dad out of the pokey. It's cool though... they let him have some time "in the yard" - and he ran into someone I knew... sweet.

Jodi is fabulous as always. SO much fun. Work is fun - very fun in fact. I work with awesome people and that makes every day have its joyous moments. My friends are truly amazing. Jodi - I swear, that kid kills me. :)

He says his mom wants to hook me up with a Bulgarian. Hmmm... you know how I love putting a tack in the map!

I had a pt at work whose gf used too much teeth and skinned his dick - not all, but some - so, it is possible to use toooo much teeth - that is why u never see ground hog porn.

Anyway, I am off - drug reps are giving us a PIMP ass dinner tonight with cocktails (oh yeh!) to discuss the new inhaled insulin therapy. Woo hoo.

Labels: Dad in the pokey

posted by Ashlyn @ 2:46 PM