Retarded USC Girl

So.... what if I told you that last weekend the girls went out and had an amazingly wonderful awesome awe-inspiring time out in savannah. .... and what if I were to say that while these said individuals were out, myself included, they - we - had far too much to drink... like way too much... like enough that the drunk passed hours ago and then the crazy shit started happening.... what if I had to tell you that the phrase "what happens in savannah ---- stays in savannah" had to be invoked..... what if i saw two people making out that shouldn't have been.... and someone had to catch a ride home cause she didnt exactly leave the bar alone.... oh yes, savannah.... a wild and crazy place.... ;) and you know how much I love wild n crazy. :) I work with awesome people.

So, Rushton was looking hot as ever today. Rawwwrrr!!! ;)

Jason got his Porshe. She is BEAUTIFUL. He brought her by the office today so I could see her - and I dragged everyone out of the building to go see it. Wow, I am not a motorhead by anymeans.... but Damn - what a car. Jason is gonna pull mad ass in this car - he just has to get them to the parking lot first. :)

Work has been great this week. We have too much fun. Holly has gotten me totally and completely hooked on the Black Dagger Brotherhood series of books... I am on the second. I have to finish the others before the fifth one comes out on Sept 25 - wow. Great, great books.

So - I am gonna be the birthday girl this weekend - :) 26 tomorrow! Birthdays are really only special if u are turning 21 or over 100. I want to get really and truly FUCKED UP. I want that awesome, swaggering, vomit in my hair the next morning, what the fuck did I do last night , and who in the hell is sleeping next to me, what am I doing in this hotel.... in arizona kinda feeling. :) AHHHH, I love Columbia!

posted by Ashlyn @ 3:16 PM