Retarded USC Girl

Random Memories:

-Jodi reciting "Pierre the French Fighter Pilot"

-Falling in a grave at Friendship Baptist Church and looking up and Jodi was gone. He had sprinted back to his vehicle.

-Chris pissing off the roof of Bates West

-Julie slipping at Maryville College and me honking the horn and lamost peeing on myself from laughing.

-Jodi's pig Sam getting raped by a dog

-Seth telling me the story of throwing up in his hat while driving down Whaley street

-Melissa falling asleep in Econ and her head hitting the wall

-Indians dont really go "wah.wah.wah"

-Fake wrecks on Haltiwanger's golf cart in High school.. and Jodi being so drunk he saw two dogs... and his s10 key cranked up the golf cart.. n hit the house...

-the Gold Club in Savannah... and the bouncer who pointed Seth out to the other bouncers like he was some sort of pervert.

posted by Ashlyn @ 1:41 AM