Retarded USC Girl

A night at the bar resulted in the following quotes:

-"Dont pet the pony unless you plan to ride"

-"Just get drunk and work it off on the dance floor with a nerd."

- "I was just trying to impress you"

-"I am soooo stupid".


It was a good night.... the Gamecocks were slaughtered by Clemson... a sad sad day indeed. Oh well, we have 364 days to live with that humiliation. lol. Even if we lose at football.... i would choose Carolina any day of the week and twice on Sunday over Clemson.

Go Cocks.


-and yes, I can still get play in a bar.... even if it is a gay bar... (PLAY FROM MEN!!!).... because straight guys need to flaunt their sexuality in a bar where the vast majority of men ... oh say 70 percent are gay.

Seth --- you need to take kayaking with me!!!! You know you want to! Cause you could sing while you were in the kayak "rock the boat.... dont rock the boat baby"

Sugar Daddy Status -- up in the air right now. Ethical/moral dilemma vs Louis Vuitton. Seth poses a good point... they are so expensive everyone would assume it was a fake one. Speaking of while, I saw a girl on campus today.... with a really really cheap knock off. It was kinda sad. I looked at her and looked at the bag... then looked at her again and thought "aww.... that is kinda sad". It is like trying to pass off a dollar tree bag as a Walmart original.

Well I am in class now, so let me go and do that academic thing.

Thanksgiving is on its way and I am so ready got a lil break..... but the week after Thanksgiving will be absolute hell on wheels. Oh well.... I will get through it..... hopefully i will quit procrastinating and do some of the work over the break... yeah, right.

posted by Ashlyn @ 9:36 AM