Retarded USC Girl

Do you ever notice how restaurants give their food dumb names. I called in a lunch order for Beezer's today. "yes. I want the Rebel Rouser". By all means, it is, I am sure, a great sandwich.... but a dorky name. I prefer to say, "I want a number ten". I would order the Rebel Rouser though.... it would make me sound cooler than a person who orders a "Big Katuna".

posted by Ashlyn @ 10:24 AM