Retarded USC Girl

so this weekend was nice. Friday, I got really shitfaced at the bar in Augusta. Larry was by far.. worse off. James T-bagged larry. (you have to see this onoe to appreciate it). Saturday night was spent in Hampton/ @ Tripp's. Nick is moving to Arizona on the 23rd... Terry pushed play and there was a porn in the VCR. Funny funny shit. How much do we love Evan? Seriously.... the kid is fabulous!

So last night I was leavinga voice mail on Stinky's phone. It went something liek this: "Hi Evan, This is Steven. I am 6'3", 100 pounds, blonde hair, green eyes.... and I like ot have my testicles stomped on. The minute I am saying this.... walking up behind me is a guy named Steven who fits that description... minus the whole testicle thing...

Watched The Cat in the Hat last night. It was cute. :)

posted by Ashlyn @ 10:34 AM