Retarded USC Girl

Today was interesting... as was last night. Crystal and I went through the ghost town that is the old health center. One Dr. left his exam rooms like he was just leaving for the day and coming to see patients again tomorrow. The rooms were fully stocked.... so were the supply rooms, etc. It was eerie.... here we were in a fully operational office that was just put out to pasture. It was so strange. Instead of packing up, they just left work like they were leaving for the day... not forever... so there Crystal and I were - packing up their things.

Uncool - urine sample in the little passage door between the lab and the bathroom
Uncool - blood on one of the exam tables

VERY COOL - THE SHIT CANS!!!! I am obsessed with these things now. I have never seen them before - and let's thank God for that one. Basically, if they need a LARGE stool sample, they give you a fresh and shiny metal paint can... with the little handle and pry-off lid and everything. It says on the bag that the can is in "Diagnostic Sample. Fecal Matter only. Please do not fill can more than 2/3 full. Use additional cans if necessary and label them accordingly Can #1, #2, #3". Ok, let me point out, these cans are HUGE. I couldn't fill it 2/3 full if I had a week and a small brigade. Impossible. I can't imagine the man who would stroll in there with cans 1, 2, and 3. That killed me.

Neat-o - Barium enema.... funny to see... but it's LARGE.... hmmm, maybe it goes hand in hand with the shit cans.

catheders - ugh, been there, done that. NO thanks.

Cool - HUGE tube of Vaseline that read "FOR HOSPITAL USE ONLY". niiiiiice

More KY than you could shake a stick at.

Viagra stuff - the test...how to tell if you need Viagra - funny shit. Apparently I need it. I answered all of the questions honestly.... and I do have a hard time getting and keeping an erection.

Anyway, it was a good day today. Plundered and moved shit in the remains of what was once a viable health care facility. Strange....

... and the little shits should have packed up all of their stuff. :) Me and Crystal - we like to toss things that are heavy. :)

posted by Ashlyn @ 5:01 PM