Retarded USC Girl

Man... I have been a slack ass about posting. I apologize... mainly ot myself because I miss writing on here.... and to Seth... cause when he gets bored he trolls the net for random shit to read.... and I fear that as of late, his roomie's computer has held far more excitement than a wee lil retarded blog. Wee little. I haven't used that phrase in a while... especially to describe my ass. I need to shape it up!

Speaking of large asses.... I put Buster on the scale. My cat weighs 19 and a half pounds. They should arrest us for pet endangerment. I know its not healthy.... and it's not like we are ramming corndogs up his ass.... but the boy likes to eat. Perhaps he needs to go into an overeaters rehab?

I have been busy lately... in the sense of work and life. You know, the busier you get ... the more you forget the internet.... until you find some seriously random shit on here and you are hooked again. I am back into the glory of IM and email. I am such a dork.

The best part of the internet is meeting other dorks online.... just in chat... not IRL. I mean.... it's definitely fun because there you can look around and say "you know what, I am a dork.... but I am no where near as hard up as Cocksuckr412. :)

Work has been great.... fun times and great people. My friend's bar opens on Friday, so that is exciting. I went to Walterboro last night.... yeah I know I know.... what am I doing? My answer... as discreet and insignificant as it may be is simply this : I am having fun..... while there are still good times to be had. Every day holds something new.... a change, a deviation in this twisting plot of our lives.... so is there really any harm in hanging on to something good, something fun... something familiar???

ahhh, the drama .... :) Happy Easter Everyone!

posted by Ashlyn @ 12:38 PM