Retarded USC Girl

so i tried to update this thing yesterday - but blogger was down... so sad.

here is the deal... well, here is what I have been up to lately:
-drinking
-smoking
-living back in sc
-working (oh yeah drawing blood again... ooh la la)
-trying to get my shit together and my head on straight
-been a "cake tease"
-heard Jodi say "it's not a snausage" in reference to his penis.... for those who are not canine friendly, a snausage is a dog treat that looks like a pig in a blanket and smells like old cheese
-spent time at the beach
-got stoned with my cousin - hahaha
-larry had a party
-james dated my stepsister
-my dad got married
-my mom has officially been dead a year
-I'm getting things in order to start school in the Fall to meet the prereqs for a masters program oh yeh.... i have to take an ass of science... but i LOVEd Mr. Wizard - I can so do this lol.
-saw Bowan, my nephew - he is beyond adorable

Things I havent been doing lately:
-getting laid - so sad

We had a guy come in to work today who really looked like Warren Jeffs the mormon polygamist on the FBIs most wanted list... we kept eyeing the reward and then him and then back and forth and we will gather more info - but he did really look like him. I was tempted to say "so... how do u feel about oh I dunno... polygamy?"

WEll, I had better run.. but see... I updated! woo hoo. I promise this is the start of a new trend. This blog is not dead. Well, it may be dead, but I wil still post. :) Have a great weekend!

posted by Ashlyn @ 3:27 PM