Retarded USC Girl

Saying good bye to the good ones is hard. However, there is one sawed off son of a bitch that I am gonna be glad to put a few miles between. Let me just say, since I am leaving, I may as well burn some bridges.

While, being the nice girl that I am I use code names on here when being derrogatory. Well, fuck that. I feel as long as I am honest - what I am about to say is A-ok.

So here we go.

To the guy (I dare to call you a man) who attempted to engage in some form of sexual activity with me while I was DRUNKER THAN DRUNK. SO drunk that you were afraid campus security would pick me up for being drunk in public.... and that i was so drunk you feared i woudlnt find my way to your dorm. You were also fully aware that I had just thrown up and your pick up line was "Why dont we get a shower to get that vomit off of you?" Oh yeah, Casanova. Thanks, Eddie for all the "good" times, you self serving son of a bitch! By the way, you wondered about the times I called you someone else's name - yeah that was just to mind fuck you and it made the whole process much easier for me to get through. And the question that you have long wondered about, but I am sure you knew the answer deep down: Yes, Bobby is hung like a horse. You know you are hung like a field mouse in a stiff breeze. when I make my list of who I have slept with, you dont count since we never technically had sex - because well, - field mice have a hard time of making delivery.

To Mr. Discretion: Hmmm.... this is a tricky topic. I can only say that college is all about having fun... and we did lol. I wish him the best.... oh and I wish his girlfriend the best too.

Bobby - og, glorious Bobby - the kid should do porn. He is a very good and a very fun person. I am certain that he will do something great with his future. Thanks for the great weed n ass. 10 stars on both.

Julie - ahh, chica! I miss the girl already and I am not even gone yet! You are a lifesaver and you hooked me up with ass. Gotta love it! I am gonna miss babysitting so u can go get laid. lol.

Tennessee - it has been a wild ride. I made some mistakes, fell back into some bad habits but I met some people here who were fabulous and in the end, that is what life is all about.

posted by Ashlyn @ 8:29 PM