Retarded USC Girl

And here is my oh so random occassional post. man, when I was in college... and even for a while after, but especially then - I was avid about updating this thing. Sadly, I have grown into that old woman that works and sleeps... but at least I dont have a cat.

I am going to Phoenix, AZ this weekend. It should be a nice lil change of pace. I'm tellin ya - I have a sweet job. ;) We are going to a meeting on Saturday. So whatever you do - dont take out a Delta flight from Savannah!

Sex toy party last weekend. It was fun.... u cant help but laugh at the people who make a "discreet purchase" and come out with like a garbage bag full of stuff. There was a vibrator called "waverider" and one called "cowboy up". You needed a permit to use the waverider... it was this gargantuan bubblegum pink monstrosity the size of a 2 liter with a control panel the size of an old solar calculator. The other had a fucking bull on it. What's hot about that? Anyway, it was an experience.

I had a hillarious mental image. I told Jack that it would be funny to strip him naked, handcuff him behind his back, stick a gag ball in his mouth, and then lock him outside. Can you imagine that!? I mean really... in a situation like that you can really only communicate with your eyes. How funny. I laughed until I had tears streaming down my face.

I looked at www.bobbyburgess.net/journal for a bit today. Ahhh, great blog.... even when he only posts symbols or a random collection of shit... but then again, I am often swayed by random collections of shit.

posted by Ashlyn @ 11:45 AM