Retarded USC Girl

Ok.... I have decided to blog instead of meet those goal I set for myself about an hour ago.

The topic: Am I a bitch? I took this Cosmo quiz and one of the questions asked how many of your exes you are still friends with..... So, a few weeks ago I think it was... I IMed an ex just to say hey.... it was right around the time I was getting ready to log off... I received no response... which was expected (and most likely a blessing)... and I went on to bed. But I made an effort to be friendly.... all because of Cosmo.

Well... as big of a fan as I am of Cosmo.... I must admit that in this case, it is wrong. Being friends with an ex is good only in certain situations and should not be the basis for me being a bitch.

Think of it this way.... People are Exes for a reason. If they were so great, you would have kept them around. So the fact that "desperate times call for desperate measures" and the fact that if you may have chosen Mr. Wrong.... Cosmo is infact fallible.

I say "drop the dead weight", move on to bigger and better things.

The estimation of bitchiness, in a relationship sense should be why did you break up and were you at fault?

Let's take a look at that one.... now as we know, I am not shy about airing my dirty laundry.... so here goes....
The boy breakdown (this includes all the boys that contributed to the boy drama of my life... in any way shape or form) in the last year has been as follows:

Jack : It was exclusive.... then random for like a month after the initial breakup. End result: not friends Thoughts: friendship not necessary.

Olaf : Sometimes.... the cosmos align.... End result: he is back in Germany Thought: All of those pennies have been cashed in. We did remain friends.

Brooks : HA HA HA HA HA End result: HAHAHAHA Thought: HAHAHAHA Crys - he is all yours! Technically this should not even be listed... like as I remember it ... he kissed me and I did not kiss back... lol. Still friends

Ben : gorgeous, beautiful boy. fond memories. End result: He lives in Savannah Thoughts: Such a hot boy! Not enemies lol.

Jefferson: FallOut tickets. End Result: mono Thoughts: Accept no imitation. lol

Grant: HA HA HA HA HA End result: We got the hell out of there! Thoughts: Dumbest thing we have ever done in our lives!

Scottish dude from bar: I was real drunk and real stupid. End Result: I was real drunk. thoughts: You meet random people in the bar. A quote from that evening "Dont pet the pony unless you plan to ride"

Jeff: "It had Savannah written all over it" - Mo. Fun boy. End Result: It's not over. Thoughts: fun times. Definitely still friends.

So.... if you look at the overall odds... Being friends with 5/6 out of like 8 ... and like 2 of which , Grant and Scottish dude.... we can like really cancel them out as they are insignificant... so of all the boys that have contributed to the drama.... I am friends with all but one of them. I must admit that those odds are really in my favor. :)

posted by Ashlyn @ 1:26 PM