Retarded USC Girl

This is the last post many will read from me. No, No, I am not holding a razor and staring at my wrists as I write this.... I am not that talented and it still takes too hands to type :) . I am moving my journal to another URL simply because I cannot pasword protect this space for readership as I would like to. If you want to know where I am writing... please just drop me an email to retardeduscgirl@yahoo.com Thanks so much for reading this thing for the past couple of years. All of the emails and IMs have really been awesome and I am so glad that so many people have been able to identify or laugh at my retarded ass. The archives will still be available on here... so god forbid you get bored one day and you have exhausted your supply of internet porn.

So... without further delay... here is the final post:

So I went out last night... with JK, Seth, April, David, Pam, and Greg... to Walterboro... more people showed up such as the sheriff's deputy who pulled the Krispy Kreme truck lmfao, and April's sister in law and her husband and of course, Stacy n Jason. We had a really really really nice time.

SO... there is a yin and yang to everything.... here is the Yang. Brooks came over to the table when it is just Seth, JK, and me... he proceeds to engage me in the worst conversation of my life. HORRIFYING.... anyway.... we talk for a bit and JK and Seth go to play pool.... well we keep talking and he is such a jackass.... so I wont disclose the actual nature of the conversation cause it will just piss me off... well... this all happened AFTER the Fubu tried to cut me off from alcohol. Like he totally told the bartender that I was cut off and he would say cut off and do that lil hand gesture at the throat. I was like... "yeah right" and he was Mr. Seriously Cutting Me Off. He said I had to drive back to Barnwell so I couldnt have anymore. I am thinking. Hmmm. I will cut YOU off... and if that is the case, I should have quit drinking HOURS ago! Well, I am nice. I am like.. "Dude. JK has my keys and he is so driving me home." So ... I got to keep drinking.... which I only had one more cup of beer.

So today I sleep in and I go to dinner with JK.


So anyway... not the best post I have ever done... but it is in fact, the last one.... I say that now, but hey, you never know.

So I will close with an awesome quote from an awesome movie: Michael Douglas knocks on bathroom door "Did you fall in?" Guy in the bathroom "Yes. I fell in". :)

Hope everyone has an awesome weekend.

posted by Ashlyn @ 6:10 PM