Retarded USC Girl

If they gave awards for the best funeral ever... mom's would be in contention. We went to Jo and Bill's afterward for a few hours. Buddha said "cock ring" JoAnn said , "Did yall see a cockroach??!!" . hee hee. We were over there for a long time just talking about old times, joking around and testing Jodi's cat-like reflexes. They resembled Buster's. We started Drinking at the Daiquiri Depot in Pooler and ended up in Walterboro.... odd road trip... but a fun one.

As we drank.... we laughed.... some comments of the day that we rehashed were:
-Mama finally got that hour glass figure she always wanted
-And a good tan too
-she is so tan she is almost ashy
-She was in a tanning bed that got too hot


Retarded. Re-tar-ded. I swear though..... if you can't see the humor in a situation.... even one that is extremely traumatic.... you are a real honest to goodness prude. We laughed about laughing even. It's like people will be talking about us saying we were either insensitive or drunk at the service. Actually.... if they say we were drunk well after the service they would be most correct.

I have amazing wondeful fabulous friends. They trotted their asses to something that no one wants to go to..... they drove in bad weather and wore IRAQI WOOL hahahaha, and I couldn't love them more for it. They are such wonderful people..... even if they are all drunken whores.,, what can I say... I hang with my own kind:)

posted by Ashlyn @ 12:49 PM