Retarded USC Girl

OK... so I realize I have been a total and complete slack ass about posting... blah blah blah.... so shoot me. BUT... I do have some glorious shit to report.

Ok.. so we are at training for work in PA.... and in our class, where we sit from 8 to 5, five days a week.. there is a dork like no other. I mean, good God man... she is hysterical. Her hand is like a fucking rubber band.. it keeps snapping up when you least expect it. Either she is retarded, or she is just a serious pain in the ass. We honestly laugh... and bets have been taken as to how many questions this retarded ass wanker will ask in one class. It is sad. I mean, i feel bad for her... but then again, I am glad she exists... makes me realize that no matter how far you may fall... there is always someone out there who is dorkier than you could ever hope to be.

OK... more on the dork... or Dorkzilla as I call her. She is hooking up with another one fo the guys in our class... how awesome is that. He is taking one for the team.

posted by Ashlyn @ 1:25 PM