Retarded USC Girl

So... I forgot to update on my career as a porn star. Ok.. so here goes: My resume was posted on the internet because I am desperately seeking a new job. Well, as it works out.... this guy saw my resume and calls me... well initially he text messages me. See, he apparently has a "production company" therefore he is given "employer access". Well, he asks me if I would be interested in doing a video. A blowjob video from a point of view angle... just me and him. I laughed my ass off. I am a Republican for the love of God! Republicans dont do porn -- not even the private collection porn... we do snuff films ;) Well, it was all kinda funny... and dude called back several times and I just laughed. I mean... there is no way in hell I am ever ever ever gonna be in a porn..... unless you know, the price is right and everyone I know is dead. lol.

So.. last night I am coming home at like 2:30am - a trucker totally honks at me... he is beside me in traffic.... and he gives me a thumbs up. I was like.. Hmmm I kept thinking about the movie "JoyRide" and how you just dont fuck with truckers lol. It was a USMail 18wheeler. It is funny though.... as degrading as that shit should be - nothing boosts your self esteem quite like a nod from a truck driver .... I mean when they go to all that trouble to repeatedly honk the horn ;)

I am in a good mood. I am gonna go bowling tonight. Oh yeah. I am a crazy bad bowler but I really love to do it. It has been ages since i have bowled until recently... cause we kinda went the other day. I bowled a 100 on one game... that was exciting lol.

I am in a good mood because I have reached some piece of a decision. I need to find a new job. No ifs, ands, or buts. I need a new job by February. I think I can pull it off... at least I hope I can.

Well, I am off. I have phone calls to make... etc etc ad infinitum. Hope everyone gets as drunk as I will tonight.... and tomorrow night - dollar beer... OH YES!

Good night, Moon.

posted by Ashlyn @ 2:24 PM