Retarded USC Girl

I will never be the "retarded Tennessee Girl". This realization came to me this morning when I woke up to the sound of my neighbors scraping ice off their cars. Yes, Ice... And lots of it. It is freakin freezin here. I know, I know, I know.... I could be living in a lot of places that have much more inclement weather.... but come on, I am used to a fairly moderate winter... and here... it is .. well, it is damn chilly. I think I want to move to Florida or Texas... somewhere warm... but still in the South. Let me check my AOL weather report.... drum roll please. ... 26 degrees. You know, I already have gray hair... but I have heard that cold weather slows the aging process. :)

Anyway, I am gonna hit the road... AGAIN. I had to come home and look up an address for a person that I seriously doubt exists. Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Stay warm and toasty everyone.
Maybe I should buy me a thermos.... oh yes... one of those sleek stainless briefcase sized ones... ohh that would be sassy. :) see how I cant help but spend money on myself.... esp when i need to be buying crimmis gifts for more people than I can afford.

posted by Ashlyn @ 6:36 AM