Retarded USC Girl

So Phoenix was awesome. We had a really great time. The flight from Atlanta to Savannah (the absolute last leg of the flight) was crazy turbulent. Seriously... I kept thinking we weren't gonna make it. It was honestly really scary. So we get off the plane and I call my Dad to tell him we made it. I relay the details of the harrowing ordeal. He says, "That's nothing. Once, my plane lost an engine over the Canadian Rockies". I guess engine failure trumps turbulence. He wins.

This trip made me realize that we live in a really small world afterall. I am not just saying that because at like 30k feet the grand canyon looks like a big fingerprint... but I ran into an older couple from Aiken at the airport in Phoenix and at the hotel... I was wearing a pink USC t-shirt. I was in the elevator and this dude hops on and honest to God, he says, "what. You couldn't get into Clemson?" Yes. He was from Clemson.

We met this awesome Canadian couple. We really had a good time with them. I drank some wine, ate some food, smoked some cigs on a balcony that looked out on the mountains and a waterfall. It was fun.

Since then... I have been behaving... for the most part. Jack came and spent the weekend and got me totally hooked on Dexter which is this crazy amazing show about a bad ass serial killer who reminds me of Chris Armbrust (if Chris were a serial killer).

I had a dream that Chris was my mom's love child. So hello, Mr. Half Brother Armbrust.

Jodi is coming down this weekend. We will spend some quality time with Vinnie, some martinis I hope, and some Alltel merchandise. Yowza!

I woke myself up laughing last week. I can't remember what about.

I dreamed last night that I lost my job because I was stealing meds from work... like stupid meds like vaccines ;) It was crazy... anyway then I tried to pretend I didnt do it. What a loser. So Jodi takes me on this last ditch road trip where I plan to live my last moments since clearly I must kill myself because of this. So we are in this like VW bus with 2 dorky dudes and Jodi is like.. well, you need a piece of ass before you die and I am like "yeh. well. I hope we are picking someone else up". Just a weird dream. I woke up before I learned if I was gonna bang one of those nerds or some hopefully hot hitchhiker.

Odd dreams as of late... but I cant complain about that. I had Bowen this weekend. It was awesome seeing him with Jo and Bill. Jo was my mom's best friend. Seeing her with Bowen... I imagine that is what Mom would have been like with him. It has to make you smile... or cry... or at least smoke. :)

Ah, I am taking some uppers now to hopefully boost the ole metabolism and help my massive ass stage some sort of a retreat. It's giving me weird ass dreams but hey - those are usually fun.

posted by Ashlyn @ 6:53 AM