Retarded USC Girl

:) smiling :) It's a very very good day... congrats to all the grads.... may you find success and more than that - happiness in all you do. :) Love yall! Best best best wishes to you!
I will join your ranks in May!

:) I am looking for jobs. the scary part is that if I try to find work as an economist, i can make MAD money.... but I dont think I will be very happy. I think maybe marketing is the arena I shoudl pursue... but clearly for less cash. :) Happiness and Harmony is all we need.

RA Crimmis Dinner tonight. I made Brocccoli Bread.... gonna stop by and pick up some legit rolls as well. Then, I need to go to Wally World and get a gift for the Secret Santa thing. :)

I am running home tonight to pick up my resume' so I can apply for these jobs I am finding. Oh and to deposit my check.... mama needs a lil cash!

Christmas Shopping -- taking place this week.... :)

Oh Eric n Mark came to see me! yay! good good boys!

and to end with the song that has been in my head all day:
(FF does an amazing job on this one ... Prince who? ;))

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like to waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started to grind

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NIKKI!!!!!!! oh...

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind

posted by Ashlyn @ 1:40 PM