Retarded USC Girl

I kept my appointment with Dr. Welcker yesterday. Oh man - he is so sexy. If I could have incapacitated him -- I would have definitely had my way with him! rawwwrrr!

We moved Crystal's office ... man oh man I hate moving. I am seriously sick of carting shit around. Crystal killed my ass though - her new office has a window that faces out to the road. Well, in the front of the building there is some pretty lush landscaping. So, Crystal is sitting at her desk and she says, "This view would be nice if I could see over the damn bushes!". Miss. Shirley heard her and said, "Crystal! Be positive!" So, Crystal said, "Ok, I am POSITIVE I can't see over the damn bushes!" It was priceless!

This weekend - I am going to finish painting Mark's cooler. It looks so cute though.... It has Sigma Tau Gamma on the front and a lil palmetto n crescent.


Oh - BTW - to a dear friend of mine... whose name I will not mention....doll, how's the syphillis? niiice.

Buddha got me good this week too. She sent me a card in the mail and on the cover it has a woman talking on the phone.... and the little bubble says "Oh, Jeff. I love you too, but..." and then I wont even repeat what she wrote on the inside.... but it made me laugh.... and hide the card from my parents. lol.

It has been a good week.... busy but good. This weekend... I will relax. Oh and I am on my way to Walmart just as soon as I post this. I need some more paint for that cooler and some Reduced Fat Chips Ahoy.... cause they rock. :)

Have a fabulous weekend everyone!

posted by Ashlyn @ 1:55 PM