Retarded USC Girl

Turkey Day is over… so I guess it is time for me to say what I am really thankful for:
· Sex and the City … may it rest in peace.
· My family
· Buster
· My amazing friends
· The internet
· Pornography (not the homemade kind)
· The fact that I am finally realizing what and who I want to be.
· Blogging. It is sad to admit how much I love to blog. I am a sad sad soul, but it gives me to chance to say the things that I just can’t say in real life. For example, I love my parents, but they would shit if they knew half of the messes I have gotten myself into. So, I say it on here. When I am pissy, angry, or happy – I can say it on here. When I am horny; however, I go to Yahoo Chat. JK.
· Cranberry sauce – without it, Thanksgiving is a sham.
· Cole Haan, Coach, Kate Spade – giving me a reason to live… and love.
· Glamour, Cosmo, Vogue –keeping me literate
· AA – keeping me sober ;) Seriously, I am thankful for alcohol… not that I am like a huge fan of going out and getting shit-faced, but the other night I had a few glasses of cheap wine – and it was really very nice.
· The Griswolds. They make my family look like geniuses.
· Seth and James – the last of the good boys.
o Seth, I was eating a banana SPLIT and the bananas were cut to resemble BUNNY EARS, but I ate it too fast and I got brain freeze. Man, I was in HORRIBLE PAIN. Hee hee hee hee hee.

posted by Ashlyn @ 9:20 AM