Retarded USC Girl

Relationships should be give and take. So here, my friends, is the low down on the 50/50.

50/50 - a relationship where there are equal partners... equal consideration, and of course - equal sacrifice.

*note - this relationship rarely, if ever, exists.

Relationship - a word people like to throw around so they dont look or feel like a whore. No, we are not serious, but we are in a "relationship". If that is the case, my car is about to have an intimate relationship with my mechanic.

Breakup - something that is never good for at least one party involved. These tend to be the end of a "relationship".... however; these can take place when a relationship doesnt really exist. That, my friends, is when a break up is GREAT. See, sometimes, they guy will go all asshole n psycho on you post-"relationship"..... but other times, such as if you "break up" with a fuck buddy, it is just smooth sailing from then on. You eliminate even more strings from a supposedly "no strings attached" relationship.

Please note that I am using quotation marks at every available instance. So, please, when you read this.... make the little quote marks in the air.

And to the only three remaining decent boys in this world: seth, randy, and james - I love yall.

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posted by Ashlyn @ 5:15 PM