Retarded USC Girl

Seth will one day drive a taco. Don't ask.

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY:

SETH WAS INVOLVED IN AN ACT OF BIOTERRORISM. CHEMICAL WEAPONS WERE USED IN THE FORM OF GARLIC. THE PERPETRATOR WAS A YOUNG WHITE POTENTIALLY LESBIAN FEMALE. RUMOR HAS IT SHE IS NOT CAMERA SHY. IF YOU SHOULD SPOT THE TERRORISTA PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO MANHANDLE HER. THIS WILL FORCE HER TO TRY AND ARRANGE A SEXUAL RENDEZVOUS WITH YOU, HER, AND A KINKY TRAVEL AGENT.

POOR POOR SETH. HE IS A BRAVE SOUL.

posted by Ashlyn @ 6:39 PM