Sunday, May 08, 2005

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.... we were talking about this song last weekend. What the hell is she talking about? Here is a list of possible suspects for what the milkshake really is:

1. the poon
2. boobs (makes more sense)
3. overall body
4. whatever you have that makes the guys want u (charisma, sex appeal, etc)

From now on, I will affectionately refer to my ass as : my sandwich.

Today is mother's day.... and a steady stream of reasons why I am glad I am not a mother are running through my head. granted, a free gift today would be nice.... but I will just buy myself something pretty and call it even.

My brother's wife is pregnant. Congrats.

For me, I am more convinced than ever that I want the same things I have always wanted. I want the dream house, the dream car, big tits and a matching ass. :)

A few weekends we were all drinking together in a friend's bar in Walterboro.... and I was telling the group about this car I wanted to buy... it's a little red corvette. Seth was like Ok Barbie, now all you need is a Dream House. :) That kid crazks me up. Too funny.... and he always has the right line at the right moment.

And speaking of Seth.... congratulations on graduation! *cough* thanks for the invitation *cough*

News on the job front: looks like I will be gainfully employed around July. :) woo hoo!!!

And something I have recently discovered.... I am out of college, but still in that glorious college mindset.... I am wearing huge silver hoops... hair is perfectly straight.... jeans, rainbow sandals, and a pink t shirt that says "All women were created until 1873". nice. lol. Sooner or later... i will grow up... well, maybe. :)

Happy Mothers Day to all the ladies out there who are now or have been pregnant. Mo.,... 3 more months :) lol.


:) Have a Great Sunday.

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