Retarded USC Girl

Well, I am finally coming to terms with the fact that OBama is going to be the next president. It still blows, if you ask me, but I am a McCainiac. :) Oh well. All I can do now is support him since he will be the next president.

I'm not into having blind faith in people. People had blind faith in Hitler and look how that turned out. I saw a cat that looked like Hitler. It was funny...but it was a cat - I mean, really... how much damage can a domesticated cat do in the grand scheme of things. World domination? floods? famine? I don't think so. Now, I have heard tale that perhaps OBama is the anti-christ. After careful consideration, I have decided that this is untrue.

My reasoning is simple. If the Son of Satan were to show up in modern society ala Nicolai Carpathia, I really don't think he would be some junior senator. I mean, come on. I think that he has already come and gone. Clearly the Anti-Christ was here in the 80s and developed parachute pants. Look at old pics of MC Hammer or yourself in elementary and high school. Those pants were more than just a fashion faux pas. Something sinister was a foot. Perhaps all that extra leg room was for smuggling souls into the next plane.... and we didn't even know it.

Ah, and look at me ramble. I am trying to finish up some work... clearing off the desk. It's nice when you see desktop instead of piles of shit on the desk.

I'm going to Barnwell this weekend. Happy happy joy joy.

posted by Ashlyn @ 10:36 AM