I pulled a muscle... in my back... right below my shoulder and it hurts,.... until I hit it with a hammer.... I am being serious. How random. I am going to have the most enormous bruise on my shouder. It will look like I have been assaulted by a carpenter. :) nice.
So.... I havent been laid since Sunday. I know there are people who have gone longer and they are not dying for some dick.. but I am not one of those people. I need to get laid... early and often.Maybe he was right... maybe I am a sex addict. Who knows.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
The Days in the Life of a USC Undergrad.
About Me
- Name: Ashlyn
- Location: Varnville, South Carolina, United States
I am your average 26 year old retard who desperately believes that deep down, there is good in all people. I am trying to find my place in this world... and I have no idea if I am even close. My goal is to be happy - and I am getting there - slowly, but surely.... I think.
Previous Posts
- There are few things quite as perfect in this worl...
- SO while she is fucking him goodbye... I get a cal...
- So she went to fuck him goodbye. I like how, as gi...
- So I go and buy cigarettes and diet coke and a box...
- HALLELUJAH! Well... Let me just say it.... here is...
- Ok.... so let me tell you all about today:Here is ...
- I still want the things or people that I cant have...
- When I get bored.... I get creative. So, since Bob...
- The funny thing about writing this is that I forge...
- Man... I need to give a recap. You know when it ha...
1 Comments:
lol Reading your post makes me think my virginity is a mistake too but eck.. Im gonna keep it for a bit longer :D.
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