Retarded USC Girl

It has come to my attention that I have not been very clear on the affairs of my dear friend/cousin, Julie. So... when I made the post regarding her fucking the UT guy goodbye, I should have been more specific. There have been three UT guys. Two were students, one was a professor.

I set her up with the professor actually. They were actually perfect for each other. Things didnt work out simply because they were the right people at the wrong time... and so, she fucked him goodbye... and then over the weekend, we ran into him and his ex gf in the fish store in Knoxville which was painfully awkward. I mean, what do you say in a moment like that, "damn. that is a beautiful blow fish"?

And so, she fucked the professor goodbye. The student, the original UT boy - he became elusive. After their first encounter which apparently would be worthy of an escort service... he was not to be heard from again... until last night. Apparently he had been hospitalized... no, not from a sex sprain, but from a blood clot. Imagine that... so now, he is back up for the taking.. and take him, she did. So, she is once again with a UT boy... and much like her favorite cousin, she is enjoying the student body ;)

She told me that I could have Maryville College and she could have UT. :) That works for me.

I'm not sure what else I need to say on here for an update. I havent been laid in DAYS. Since... oh hell... I dunno... was that Thursday maybe? Yes, I think it was. Hopefully that is a situation that will be rectified shortly. :)

Well, I had better go..... but I am quite certain I will update more later.

posted by Ashlyn @ 12:25 PM