Retarded USC Girl

there are men in this world who are a disgrace to their gender. I had written a much longer entry in which I used more profanity than all the archives of this blog combined. I deleted that entry upon realizing that quite simply... he isnt worth the time or attention. I will simply say this: There is a "man" who is truly a boy among men in every way imaginable.... and if a drunk girl is in sight, well, I fear for her because he is by no means a gentleman.... and has absolutely no redeeming moral virtue.... and just in case she is into drunk sex, dont worry hon... he has the smallest dick in the free world and absolutely no idea how to use it. Sex isnt possible it is so small... I have discussed him before.

In more pleasant news.... smoked some seriously nice weed this week. On two occassions I obtained a VERY nice high. :) What do we do when we run out of weed? We go for the catnip! hahaha. Jodi cut a screen out of the screen door just so we could try smoking catnip once we ran out of weed... now that was some funny shit.

Also.... one night I was baked out of my skull... yummy.... and I was coming down ... going to bed Julie and I are in the same room and we are chatting.... and she says "sometimes, i forget that I am real..." To which, I respond "I must be so high... you are getting a contact high just looking at me". :) Julie is Ms. Sober, just so you know.

Also.... I think this is funny.... Bobby is feeding Julie's animals while we went on spring break. I left a list of all the animals and how much food to give them, etc. I gave specific instructions on feeding the sugarglider. "Make sure he sees you feed him... or he will not realize he has been fed and he will starve" then we propped his cage door open to look like he escaped. The sugar glider actually died last week. So... we could just imagine him looking for the damn thing thinking the cat ate it.... funny shit... well, at least we thought so. :) lol

posted by Ashlyn @ 8:06 PM