Retarded USC Girl

Ok people.... it's crunch time. I havent been laid in like a week and I'm not gonna take it anymore. The past two nights I have turned down a potential piece of ass. And I woke up this morning sexually frustrated and all cockeyed. So here is the deal... I am getting laid today or tonight come hell or high water - come rape or incest - come jail or prison.... I will be getting some ass tonight.

You know, it is almost as if the cat can read what I am typing. She just jumped down from the desk... Dont worry, you are not my type - you fuzzy bitch!

So, the quest is on. I feel like Xena - only I'm heterosexual.

posted by Ashlyn @ 9:19 AM