Retarded USC Girl

Monday, Monday.....

So... Let me recap the weekend. Had a nice time. Decided to hang out in Maryville as per usual. Well... the boy I want to saddle up with is dicking me around. He calls me Saturday morning at like 3am while I am watching Dallas reruns and wants to come over... I say no. Afterall, it is late and I will be going to bed after JR successfully bitches our Sue Ellen and calls her a slut - again, at which point Sue Ellen turns to yet another bottle of bourbon. So... he doesnt come over. He tells me to call him the next day. Which - I do. However, his phone is off and I roll to voicemail. Ah, lovely lovely. I leave two messages through the course of the evening. Then, Jos plays with my phone after I teach her the word douchebag - she uses it in the voicemail... funny little chica.

I get text messaged to get booty from the usual suspect.... and why not go for it? I mean... granted, ass is available.... but when there is that one piece of ass that you really want to to try... and you cant quite get it.... ahhh, pissin off. I can sleep with random people... but it is kinda like this: if you are craving chocolate.... you can eat a piece of white cake or cheesecake or something equally sweet... and it may satisfy your sweet tooth... but you are still not going to be satisfied until you have chocolate... and it had better be the exact type of chocolate you were craving.

Wow - now it sounds like Bobby is a black guy. lmfao.

Some of the new quotes:
"Hope you feel better soon, Bobby" - when said to Eddie by mistake. lol. ouch!
"We just need to get laid"
"Oh shit. guess who just pulled up. dont look. dont look! 5'oclock!!!!"


VERY VERY DIRTY TEXT MESSAGES ON MY PHONE.... ahhhh good times. good times.

Why is it that you only cross someone's mind when they are high/drunk/horny -and why are we never high/drunk/horny at the same time? So frikkin unfair......

*Definitely tired of being an investigator.... it super sucks - ready for a new job - interview at 2pm today.* wish me luck!

posted by Ashlyn @ 9:36 AM