OK. I just heard the best thing EVER. A friend has never had anal sex. The following quote is in regards to a conversation we just had about her and one of her lovers.
Her: "If I am going to it... he is going to be my first. "
ME: "Really. awwww. "
Her: "Well yeh. all the others wear MAGNUMS".
Me: "OMFG. Well, You're not dumb".
I cracked the fuck up. LMFAO
Thursday, March 23, 2006
The Days in the Life of a USC Undergrad.
About Me
- Name: Ashlyn
- Location: Varnville, South Carolina, United States
I am your average 26 year old retard who desperately believes that deep down, there is good in all people. I am trying to find my place in this world... and I have no idea if I am even close. My goal is to be happy - and I am getting there - slowly, but surely.... I think.
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