Retarded USC Girl

Ok wow I really havent updated in a LONG time.... there has been soooo much drama.... all of it boy drama and all of it good! Let me just tell you.... wait let me find a place to begin.

Ok.... went to savannah.... best time ever. Ben is too much fun. Ben was in second grade with me. Fun Fun Fun. Anyway.... he is gonna be bringing his ass to Fall Out and I should see him this Saturday. That was an extreme summary.... but for the purpose of this post.... that is enough.

Ok.... now, all I am going to say is this.... Sometimes.... you think you want something.... and then when you get it... you realize you only wanted it because you thought it was something you could never have. That is me...... but I still love my DJs.... they are tooo much fun. Sweet people just amaze me. that was like Miracle number 1.... in my effort to become a saint... i can say I have indeed witnessed a miracle.

Ok.... and due to pure ethics, I cannot list anything else.... other than to say this.... I am an RA. RAs are not allowed to hook up with residents. The residents in my building are like WOW kinda hot. They are sooo much fun. The true test of will power, I am telling ya.

Man oh man, the boy drama has been intense.... sooo much fun though. It's odd.... It's like you will go for a while with that wildly single persona and then its like BOOM.... all of the sudden there are more boys than you could ever care to have at one time. I dont understand it... this is not routine for me.... by any stretch of the imagination.... it has to be like the soap I am using or something.... perhaps that bottle of Cool Mint scope has some sort of pheramones in it. I have no idea.... but i have been enjoying myself to say the least.

Oh man before I forget.... HELLO.... snake in the basement.... he was like a milli-inch (i know that is not a word... but bear with me --- it was REALLY close) granted, it was small.... but not microscopic... n clearly not a worm.... Eric and JC got rid of it for me.... whereas I acted like a total fucking retard and screamed n cried and ran.... like some serious aerial maneuvers to get out of there.

So I run upstairs.... as I was by myself when the vicious lil critter nearly mauled me and I ran upstairs... crying and upset and I relayed the details.... and eric and Jimmy went down to take care of it. Well Jimmy comes back up thinking I am crazy and eric stays down there. So I am sent down there to get my radio.... eric is looking.... I see the snake in the corner behind the door.... again, I freak out. JC hears the commotion and comes out of his room. I go upstairs and he and eric take care of it. What awesome neighbors. eric said the snake bit the bucket as he was putting him in it. VICIOUS!!!! granted, Eric said he ahd to hit it four time before he became aggressive....

To make a long story short..... I am a wuss. I am serious. Oh I am an RA I cna handle shit.... ok apparently not. My residents saw me freak over a snake that was compared to a worm.... but it was indeed a snake.... believed to be a copperhead. I am telling you... I freaked out it was awful. I am gonna do something special for those glorious 108 boys. I am telling you..... I have the coolest neighbors/residents ever.

Shit, everyone in the building is cool as hell. I mean come on.... Skipper n Tim are funny as shit. Fun Fun people.... everyone you meet is just nice and fun. I really hope that we dont have any problems this year with residents. I may be biased, but I really think we have an awesome RA staff..... such cool people... and they deserve to be treated as cool as they are/..... :) Chris, Cody, Jon, sarah, jeanette, Dynesha,,, and of course yours truly are cool nice people.... and fun... did I forget to mention fun!

i am at work... god i love my job. This guy was so sweet that called in today. he called back to let me know that everything worked out for him. His name was randy, he is a senior and his Bday is tomorrow. I am so glad everything worked out for him and he got into that class. Assuming he should ever stumble across this website.... Thanks for letting me know it owrked out n being so very nice, ;)

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