Retarded USC Girl

Randy stopped by to visit today. I left him voice mail the other day.... telling him that I was going to mutilate his genitals with a fork the next time I saw him... needless to say, he called me back.

Smiling because: I have a vase of roses sitting on my desk right now. You know, Outcast might be right.... Roses relaly smell like... ooh ooh ooh... but they are sooo pretty. :)

Friday ,,, my work day is almost officially over. the paper has been emailed to the prof... who we ADORE!!! :) All is wlel in this little world of mine.

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Eric said the sweetest thing to me today : "You drink like a fish. You derive basic nutrients from alcohol.... and yet, oddly enough, you are not a drunk".

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Update on the job thing:
1. I will be working full time in my current office until I find another job.
2. I will be a Summer RA at the Roost!

it is scary how my life mirrors Buddha's at times. I was just on the phone with her... she inhaled a fume from a jalapeno chip.... I thought we were gonna lose her.

I am smiling.... this is going to be a GREAT weekend. I am not on duty this weekend.... no more duty weekends for me, actually. I am happy. Sometimes i worry too much or overanalyze things. No more worrying about jobs. It will happen when it happens. I applied for jobs in MO and CA, LA and GA. No more overanalyzing relationships... they are what they are... nothing less nothing more. Just be happy and dont shy away from something potentially wonderful all because you fear that dreaded C word (commitment).

A note for those who are intending on graduating:
"Roses are red
Violets are black
I'll laugh like hell
If you get held back"

;) I love you Buddha!

posted by Ashlyn @ 9:31 PM 0 comments

Ok.... I have decided to blog instead of meet those goal I set for myself about an hour ago.

The topic: Am I a bitch? I took this Cosmo quiz and one of the questions asked how many of your exes you are still friends with..... So, a few weeks ago I think it was... I IMed an ex just to say hey.... it was right around the time I was getting ready to log off... I received no response... which was expected (and most likely a blessing)... and I went on to bed. But I made an effort to be friendly.... all because of Cosmo.

Well... as big of a fan as I am of Cosmo.... I must admit that in this case, it is wrong. Being friends with an ex is good only in certain situations and should not be the basis for me being a bitch.

Think of it this way.... People are Exes for a reason. If they were so great, you would have kept them around. So the fact that "desperate times call for desperate measures" and the fact that if you may have chosen Mr. Wrong.... Cosmo is infact fallible.

I say "drop the dead weight", move on to bigger and better things.

The estimation of bitchiness, in a relationship sense should be why did you break up and were you at fault?

Let's take a look at that one.... now as we know, I am not shy about airing my dirty laundry.... so here goes....
The boy breakdown (this includes all the boys that contributed to the boy drama of my life... in any way shape or form) in the last year has been as follows:

Jack : It was exclusive.... then random for like a month after the initial breakup. End result: not friends Thoughts: friendship not necessary.

Olaf : Sometimes.... the cosmos align.... End result: he is back in Germany Thought: All of those pennies have been cashed in. We did remain friends.

Brooks : HA HA HA HA HA End result: HAHAHAHA Thought: HAHAHAHA Crys - he is all yours! Technically this should not even be listed... like as I remember it ... he kissed me and I did not kiss back... lol. Still friends

Ben : gorgeous, beautiful boy. fond memories. End result: He lives in Savannah Thoughts: Such a hot boy! Not enemies lol.

Jefferson: FallOut tickets. End Result: mono Thoughts: Accept no imitation. lol

Grant: HA HA HA HA HA End result: We got the hell out of there! Thoughts: Dumbest thing we have ever done in our lives!

Scottish dude from bar: I was real drunk and real stupid. End Result: I was real drunk. thoughts: You meet random people in the bar. A quote from that evening "Dont pet the pony unless you plan to ride"

Jeff: "It had Savannah written all over it" - Mo. Fun boy. End Result: It's not over. Thoughts: fun times. Definitely still friends.

So.... if you look at the overall odds... Being friends with 5/6 out of like 8 ... and like 2 of which , Grant and Scottish dude.... we can like really cancel them out as they are insignificant... so of all the boys that have contributed to the drama.... I am friends with all but one of them. I must admit that those odds are really in my favor. :)

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I am at work.... that is how a lot of these posts start... but today while at work, I have several goals for myself.... First and foremost, I am going to get busy on job applications... I need to have 2 done before I leave today. I am also going to copy my Drivers license and SS card for my employment paperwork and then I am also going to do research for the HP case! oh yeah. A lot to do! Now, let's see how much I actually get done.

So, as for an actual update on my life.... Things are good. I would go so far even as to say that things are great. I am happy.... school is drawing to a close.... and things... well, things are great. Some people just make me smile! :) I have the best damn friends ever!

posted by Ashlyn @ 10:18 AM 0 comments

I have a new phrase.... it is an answer to everything... "Umm yeah". It doesnt mean yes, although it does acknowledge a cerain air of being correct.... but it doesnt scream it. It also is rather ambiguous... and I like that.

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