Retarded USC Girl

*You remind me of a cereal bowl...cause you're always hanging out with flakes*

No sleep.... as in none nada zilch.

FallOut this afternoon... if I dont fall out for real.. I am so frikkin tired.

I am at work 8am - noon..... ben killin time at GC.com It is so nice to check in with other sisters around the US and Canada and just other Greeks. I know a lot of peeps are anti-greek.... I really dont see why, but it is there perogative. The one criticism that pisses me off the most is "they all dress alike" ... excuse us for being stylish. And we do not all dress alike.... i mean its not like a fleet of khaki skirted girls in letter jerseys coming at ya. We are friends, we have fun... we do the same things non-greeks do.... so I dont see the need to be adamantly opposed to our organizations and interactions. It's just silly.

Now here are some thoughts for the day....

How much sleep do I actually need.... and sleep deprivation coupled with alcohol in mass (yet completely appropriate n safe amts ;)) ---what affect will that have on me tonight. I am striving yet again to reach the 48 hour mark.... 48 striaght hours of consciousness... we will see how that goes.

FALL OUT...... AFTERPARTY...... FUTON.... ;) God Bless Fridays n Saturdays!

posted by Ashlyn @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

..... yeah I slept in a little.... and so my hair is up today because down takes WAY more time. So, I bound out of bed at 8:30, haul ass getting ready.... then head over to Res Ed and get some stuff to make sure my boards will be too bad ass for words. I have to do some financial paperwork today so I can get pizza for my 208 boys. They just rock!

Ok... so the plans for the evening are this: After class.... run back over to the big BW n turn in Hall Govt ballots, then Mo and I are gonna hang out and go shopping and stuff. 7Mary3 is playing at BJs tonight.I have to clean my damn room so the PAR (Pimp Ass Room) can be in full effect. I told mama that my room was like a Shaggin Waggin. I am serious.... this room is pimp as hell for a dorm room.... seeing as how I have daddy's digicam.... I will have to post pics. I am gonna have to post weekend pics anyway.... cause I have it under good authority that this weekend will be awesome. I sure as shit hope so anyway.... that is the social thorn in my side.... when a weekend goes bad. There is no need for that shit.

I have to take pictures this weekend and put those bad boys on the web.... show the world that "we came to party.... we came to get down".

Ok so james just called my cell.... YAY how precious is he. You can't help but love the kid :) He is gonan go with us to see 7M3 tonight. yay 7m3 yay (true crankyankers fashion there...)

I am so fucking tired. I shit you not. Like I know I am gonna fall out in my fucking class. I had like very little sleep last night and only 2 and a half hours the night before. This getting up early and going to bed extremely late shit blows ass.

I need to get my shit ready for the weekend. I havent heard from Ben about finalizing plans for the weekend... so I hope nothing has changed and he is coming. but we will see.

Anyway, I am gonan run downstairs for a bit and grab a drink. :) I must prepare for my night - o - fun!

*P.S. if this is Austin, I still love you. ( :)

posted by Ashlyn @ 12:29 PM 0 comments

if a good day is a gentle wave in a calm ocean.... today is fucking HUGO. I am all over the place doing the big WTF dance. I mean everywhere I turn.... every email that I check... there is one more thing that I need to do.... I am letting it get to me --- that is the part that is realllly pissin me off too. It is not so much the stress.... I can find time for all things that must be done.... it is just the aggravation of it all.

Here is a reasonable game plan:
today. after work... run to lab and print paper for Yazel. Go to class. (its a span of 30 minutes including travel time.... it can be done.... lord, let there be a park). After class.... head to walmart.... get 2 more pillows and a pedicure set... Mama needs some new feet! ;) After that --- hustle back to the big BW as I am on duty tonight. I have to take to Becky n Becca.... and find out about the KA and his longhorn date with "Ashlyn". those girls are tooo much. Ok... while on duty n caged into the building... I am gonna meet with Jimster about the DAs and desk hours... get all that shit straight tonight. I am also going to put a sign at the desk telling DAs the newspaper procedures. 2 birds-- one stone---

I need to get ACRs and Roommate contracts from residents.... ASAP.... I may have to hunt peeps down. I am going to do laundry and read for my damn classes and get my freaking notebooks in order.... i am like not organized at ALL this semester... this must stop.

I may sleep tonight.... sleep would be good.

EARLY wake up at 6am so I can do the fru fru stuff -- hair, makeup, outfit, etc.... and then go to res ed at 8:30... get stuff for my bulletin boards (which will be bad ass i assure u) then off to work at 10 until 12... class from 12:30-1:45... then back at work at 2 until 5 -- then class.... so much shit to do lol. But its ok....

and do u know why its ok.... because thursday night is the preparty for fall out... with 7 Mary 3. So once I do my damn bulletin boards Thursday night cause they are due friday at noon... I am off to BJs to see them,.... and then FRIDAY....

Oh glorious wonderful amazing Friday is THE day I have waited a whole year for.... its a lyrical christmas... hello people... its FALL OUT!!!!! YAY! And did I fail to mention Saturday... we are gonan get drunk as USC beats the livin shit out of Virginia.

See, in perspective.... tonight i can eliminate a bunch of the shit I have to do... tomorrow once i leave res ed.... the vast majority of my stress will be gone... poof out the window... yay! :) I can convince myself of anything.

I know this is long and here i go just making it longer.... but even when the stress is here.... n the bills are in ...and the days drag on.... and the classes crawl... and the assigned reading pile up chapter by chapter..... smile... it is the second best thing you can do with your lips....



... the first obviously being the enema woman in the tribes on National Geographic... who blows water in the constipated people's assholes.


Sweet - n - low:
Sweet: new Vera Bradley tote in my posession
Low: aforementioned stress

posted by Ashlyn @ 1:51 PM 0 comments

This weekend.....

Eddie was buried, but we all laughed a lot and remembered him and enjoyed him. Things are as they should be... memory is rich, but our lives are moving on. Eddie would want that.

Best time ever Friday night. I LOVE Savannah. Let me just say that I have had an insanely stellar tour guide which has prompted me to enjoy the city. :) We went to Wet Willies and I had a drink called "call a cab" .... then we walked down river street more and over to like bay street. Eventually, we ended up at this amazingly precious lil jazz bar. We stayed there until 3:30am.

We were walking back to the truck, and passed by Tomachichi's grave. We had taken a field trip to see it back in elementary school.... funny how you remember those ironic lil details. Well, I end up receiving an amazing tour of some of the squares in the heart of Savannah. One had an amazing lil fountain. How precious is that to see at nearly 4am... when all the city should be sleeping, but many are just walking by hurriedly.

We ended up at the beach. I know, I know... how amazing. Who takes ya to the beach anymore? A damn fine tour guide, that's who! ;) It is awesome to see total darkness come to life as the light just spills over everything. That-- and of course mistaking trashcans and such for people. Hey, it was dark. I also thought this one guy was naked. He was wearing tan shorts, no shirt... well his white t-shirt was in his hand.... I really thought it was a towel and he was like a 6am streaker. but no, he was wearing khaki shorts or some shit and was not in effect, exposing himself. I got home at 7am and was back up by 9.

Sometimes.... sleep deprivation is well earned. Clearly, this was one of those times. Amazing night. Overall, a weekend to remember.

Oh, he comes back over on like saturday afternoon. My mom says "what are you thinking keeping my daughter out until 7am... " He says "It wasnt me... it was the Rangers!" hahaha :)

My tour guide is supposed to come to columbia this weekend. We have no beach... so I am not gonan take him for a midnight view of the lake murray dam.... i think 5 points is in order.... after FallOut of course. :)

posted by Ashlyn @ 12:52 PM 0 comments