Friday, June 04, 2004

UGH!!!! Sometimes, some people are so miserable that they have to make every situation miserable just so they can exist. UGH! Sometimes, I just want to lash out and scream at people like that. UGH!!! Thanks for attempting to ruin my lazy Friday, fuckstart! Ugh.

But even when faced with MISERABLE people... those wonderful happy people in my life are just too wonderful for words :)

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Today is a lazy Friday. I just want to be slack. I would like to fake sick and go home and curl up and watch The Princess Bride and Steel Magnolias. ahhh that would be sooo much fun!


Oh God.... Eric is the best. He drew a striking depiction of a certain individual. As Crystal wouold say, "It's fillarious!"

Eric came and visitred me at work for a while... since he is Mr. Half Day on Friday. Too much fun!

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Thursday, June 03, 2004

So today on the gopher, I was voted out! :( lol. It's ok. I need a full time job as opposed to a part time one, but this was a really great experience. I had a wonderful time and everyone - gophers and 93.5 staff were absolutely wonderful. So, best of luck to Pimp Daddy and Lemme! You guys rock and I wish you both all the best! Good luck! And thanks to everyone who made this contest possible. I had an awesome time.... and I got Linkin Park tickets... woohoo!

In other news... I am going to go and take a test for Progressive to be a Claims Adjuster in SAVANNAH --- I'm going home!!! I am really excited about the possibility of moving back to Savannah.... but I love Columbia too... ahh, dilemmas... dilemmas. :)

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Wednesday, June 02, 2004

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Ok... you know how if you park in a handicapped parking space... and you are not handicapped... it is illegal. So, what about the handicap stall in the bathroom? Cuase when you think about it... that could be more detrimental than a handicapped parking space. Imagine you are in there.... takinga load off... dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool... backing out a steamer... and then a gimp comes in ... who cant use a regular stall. At least in a parking lot... they can drive around.... and there are usually more than one Handcapped space. Just a thought.

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Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Gopher challenge: 8:30am, locate a great cheeseburger for Mel and Dave.

I went to Sonic on Garners Ferry Rd. They were extremely nice and gave me an awesome burger with extra pickles for free. :) Eric rocks so much! Totally played operator and just cool points out the window for that kid!

Gimpy Troll was voted out today. It was really not a shock. Way to represent TKE lmfao.

I am surprisingly not sleepy. :)

This Gopher thing has really been a lot of fun.... Mel and Dave,... everyone at the station has been SO nice and a lot of fun. And oddly... I am really getting used to the name "Whif"... however James calls me "Queef". lmfao.

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Monday, May 31, 2004

GOPHER in the morning! yay! Let's see hwo that goes.... hopefully, well! :) Loves to all my favortie people... yall amke me so happy! :)

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Working on a holiday is a abd idea.... when the rest of the world is off. No one is claling us... this is retarded. i am so bored I could just scream. I have looked up my fave hottie actors online... in order: Jerry O'Connell, Johnny Knoxville, Vince Vaughn, and Matthew Mcconnahey. I am so pathetic it is scary! I have looked up furniture, cars... clothes... everything. I am in total loser mode. :) At least tomorrow will be interesting. :) I hope I am not the gopher that is eliminated. :)

posted by Ashlyn @ 10:11 AM 0 comments

Great weekend.

I need to tell a story that happened to me yesterday... (I am so lazy... that I am just copying it from an email that I sent Eric)

The Turtle Story:

Ok. so it rained for about 30 minutes yesterday.... really hard..... and so I am driving down Alexander Rd in Cayce.... and I have to swerve cause there is a BIG ASS TURTLE in the middle of the road.... I am serious... he was the size of a dinner plate... only slightly oval. Anyway, I pull over... flip on the hazards.... and apparently inspired by the new "Animal Planet" that gamecock cable has afforded us... I set out to rescue this miracle of nature. So picture me.... in the pouring damn rain.... in flip flops... trapsing after a turtle... a big ass turtle... a turtle who... apparently knew exactly where he was going.... and did not want my help... as I picked him up..... instead of shrinking up into his shell and letting me casually place him on the bank leading to the riverwalk.... and not the ghetto where they would eat him (which was the direction he was apparently headed)... he begins flailing his limbs wildly.... like a dog... he tried to swing his head back to bite me.... all while his legs and tail are moving nonstop.... he was not a happy boy. Through this flailing.... he launches out of my hands and onto the grass...... ghetto side.... then takes off like a shot (and this was a turtle!!!!) so in soggy slippery flip flops... treading through about 2 inches of standing water.... I chase after him...... and I finally am able to pick his ass up and hurl/gently place him in a "safe zone". That is the last fucking time i stop to help anything!



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