Friday, March 03, 2006

I like to have sex at like 2 or 3 am. :) That is how I spent last night/ this morning. Again, with Bobby... because... damn... it just doesnt get much better than that. He smelled like pot.. he smelled very very good.... :) He tastes good... i mean... his mouth... not quite pot... not quite not pot... just good. i dont know quite how to describe it. I'm sleepy now... long day and night.... I will update more fully this weekend... but I had a very very nice time lol... like always.

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

I pulled a muscle... in my back... right below my shoulder and it hurts,.... until I hit it with a hammer.... I am being serious. How random. I am going to have the most enormous bruise on my shouder. It will look like I have been assaulted by a carpenter. :) nice.

So.... I havent been laid since Sunday. I know there are people who have gone longer and they are not dying for some dick.. but I am not one of those people. I need to get laid... early and often.Maybe he was right... maybe I am a sex addict. Who knows.

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Monday, February 27, 2006

There are few things quite as perfect in this world as a good piece of ass.... no, make that a GREAT piece of ass. I think I had more fun than I have ever had in my car... or in an elevator for that matter.... damn damn damn.... smiling just thinking about it..... damn. what a night.

You know .... I think this is one of those times when you can honestly say "I was fucked within an inch of my life...". It was THAT good. Damn. I mean.. damn. That is really all I can say... an utter lack of words to describe the events that unfolded in the car... in the hallway, the elevator... and finally in his room. Damn, da-damn damn damn. I have to say that I think last night was the best sex I have ever had in my entire life... end all, be all... that was it. If I never get laid again - so long as I live.... that is one for the books.... or the web, as the case may be. Damn, I am one honest chica.

absolutely fabulous.

In later news... Julie was rearended today... while in her car ;) She is fine. the car is even fine... we spent 4 hours at the ER one nurse = very hot... Julie thinks I am into bullet heads. Maybe I am lol. Thank God Julie was ok. I swear... Id be lost without her!

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Sunday, February 26, 2006

SO while she is fucking him goodbye... I get a call... turns out to be THE call I am looking for... the Booty call... from THE BOOTY PROVIDER... here is an IM that followed to my cousin's piece of ass... my cousin... whose child I am babysitting...

retardeduscgirl: I dont mind being Mary Poppins.. I love Jos to death.... but I would sell her to the gypsies to hop on Bobbys dick....
retardeduscgirl: ...oh look... i see a gypsie caravan in the parking lot... whateverwill I do....
retardeduscgirl: Im putting makeup on Jos... so she will be all pretty for the gypsies.... oh look... never too much rouge!

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So she went to fuck him goodbye. I like how, as girls, we have the ability to do that... we can fuck someone goodbye and guys cant. If a guy does the one last fuck for old times sake before breaking up, he is an asshole... and it mars his rep forever. If a girl jumps in dick first for one last roll in the sheets before leaving.... its acceptable... like a sneak attack or something. I like that. So, she went to fuck him goodbye... but, I have a feeling... since she is more of an emotional girl than not... this wont be goodbye... just a new sort of beginning... beginning of what, i cant tell you and she probably cant either... mainly because we are girls and dicks have a way of confusing us.. but this wont be the fuck him goodbye she was hoping for.... this will be more like fucking him hello.

So... I need ass.... I havent been laid since Monday... and oh what a monday it was.... but come on... that was a week ago. Am I a sex addict? No. That requires diagnosis... I prefer to think of myself in terms of Mr. Therapist: I am a heavy participant of recreational sex. I like that.

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