Monday, February 20, 2006

So I go and buy cigarettes and diet coke and a box of Magnum XLs. I put the condoms in an envelope and I tape it to Bobby's door. On the envelope, one will find the following message: Hey Bobby, Try keeping these in your room. You know, in case the mood ever strikes you... and if it does, by all means, let me know! :)

Was that too subtle? ;) Hmm... I hope he gets the picture.

A guy online... whose opinion I really respect, told me I was a sex addict. I think that could be true. I think you can be addicted to good sex, but is there such a thing as having a problem and having fun? mm... must research!

Good night, moon! I am soooo gonna have some sweet dreams tonight!

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HALLELUJAH! Well... Let me just say it.... here is what happened today. I go up to Bobby's room to watch a movie.. WAiting... Waiting is a really good movie. So, his phone rings and he realizes the time and he has to be at work in 20 minutes. Anyone familiar with the Bobby saga knows that we dont just watch movies.... he is a primo fuck buddy!. So I go leave feeling jipped. The phone rings maybe 20 minutes later. He says, "I have a dilemma.... " I am like "What kind of dilemma?" He says that he called in to work to say he would be an hour late so now he has like 40 minutes until he has to be at work and doesnt know how to use that time. SO, naturally, I say "I think I can help you out with that. I'll be in your room in 2 secs"... and upstairs I go...

Let me just say that beyond anything... that is the sex that I needed... We finished with 17 minutes to spare!

Anyone who reads this regularly or knows me well knows that I only post the truth on here for posterity sake... so, here goes: Bobby is awesome in bed... and I wouldnt put it on the post unless I was serious... I swear... if I had to give ratings... 10 stars!!!!

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Ok.... so let me tell you all about today:

Here is something funny: Julie said "he had a flatulent penis". I was like "WTF dude. I would have taken a pic of that too.... was it FLACID". Too funny... man with farting penis. hahaha.

Ok. So, here is the funniest shit of the day... I have a friend named Mike. He is a new friend. I knew his name was Mike J. I sent him a text message today asking if he was back in TN. He replied that NO. He was not back in TN... and I saw his full name on his txt message. His name is Michael Jackson. Ok. I looked at Julie. She looked at me and we cracked up. So I txted him back to say "Yeah. well I know it is hard to pull yourself away from the neverland ranch".

Other remarks included... "moonwalk your ass over here...."
He explained that due to the snow, he was all over the road... I told him to stop "grabbing your crotch and screaming "WHOOOOO!!!"... that can make you swerve". HE said , what can I say "IM BAD".

Too funny.

Ok... I need to say, just for the posterity sake of this blog... I met a boy named Travis. *shakes her head* yall... I cant even get into this one yet... I have to regain my composure before I can comment accurately... I cant even think of what words I would use....to truly convey the sheer nature of the experience. Let me put it to you this way: I have seen men with less... and men with more... but none who were so unaware of what to do with it....



Size doesnt matter. Its the motion of the ocean... Yeah, well you cant get to china in a rowboat.

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