I'm posting my flight info on here in case one of my planes should go down. Morbid thought? maybe.... but I had this dream where I was decapitated the other night.... actually Larry was driving and we broadsided like a white FedEx truck.... but hey... too coincidental for me. So, if you see any of these flights on the news.... hopefully... I will be that bad ass chick dancing on the wing saying "Mother fucker. Can you fucking believe this shit? Woo hoo!"
Augusta to Charlotte: US Air Flight 4138
Charlotte to O'Hare: US Air Flight 1788
O'Hare to Charlotte: US Air Flight 3203
Charlotte to Augusta: US Air Flight 4229
...but incase I'm the dead body they find twisted by the rutter.... Jodi, you know my passwords - I want one of those bad ass Youtube memorials - make it look like you really miss me and dress it up so I look like an awesome person and that my death is a tragedy for the world. You know - fake it. If my body isnt charred too bad.... and I'm passable for alive.... (get a drag queen to do my makeup ... if they can cover up 5 oclock shadow - they can cover the valley of the shadow of death) and take me out.... drinking.... who knows... hook me up to some strings so I can nod my head and shit... well so you can nod my head. that would be awesome!
Ok, in all seriousness, I am really hoping my plane stays in the air.... but my last flight. The last leg back from Phoenix was ROUGH. I called Daddy when we landed in Savannah and i was freaked out and he said "Thats nothing! Once,my plane that lost an engine over the Canadian Rockies!" No sympathy.
So, pray for my flights.... may we take off and land without incident. Or, if we have an incident let it be a cool one... like we take out a fence or something.... ;)
Other than preparing for this... I have been busy at work... and thats about it.
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