The funniest story I have heard lately is entitled "Seth and the Hooker". It is the true story of a lonely Sigma Chi in Beaufort just looking for love from an African American pedestrian on a cold, lonely night. This story reminds me so much of "Pretty Woman". ;) Ok so the true story is a little different. The best part of this story is that it happened to Seth - because this could only happen to Seth. A girl darts out in front of his car and needs a ride.... he picks up a hitchhiker... and she turns out to be a hooker. Seth shoots down her advances (so he claims LMFAO) - and drops her off in a trailer park at her request. The best part is - the hooker shows up at his house a few days later and Seth directs her to his Mexican neighbors. :) Now, that is a little better than borrowing a cup of sugar.
I have been thinking - about things that I havent done in a while... and here is a list...
-eaten pork
-gotten laid
-been to Columbia
-been to a roller skating rink
-danced
-drank KoolAid
-eaten Cool Whip
-been on a skateboard
-let my feet touch the ocean
-been REALLY happy
-done something constructive with my time
-peed in the tub
Things I have done recently:
-laughed until I could barely breathe
-realized how much I love my nephews and niece
-realized how awesome my family is
-thr0wn up on myself
-eaten BBQ pizza
-talked to Julie
Crystal turns 28 Sunday - happy Bday! woo hoo.
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