Tuesday, April 08, 2008

You know what is kinda scary?

I have noticed myself using the following words/phrases to excess lately:

"We are kickin ass and takin names"

"We rock out with our cocks out"

"Bo"

"Dude"

"Fuck"

"Man"
:)

posted by Ashlyn @ 7:13 AM 0 comments

Monday, April 07, 2008

I was reading this article today: http://www.cspinet.org/olestra/pbg.html



My absolute favorite line is "What's more, people who ate moderate amounts of olestra also had to contend with stained underwear from "greasy feces." That gives a whole new meaning to the term "snack attack."

Is that not about the best thing you have ever read? It's now my gmail status message. I laughed my ass off.... thankfully, I hadn't consumed too much Olean, or according to the article, I may have soiled my seat.

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posted by Ashlyn @ 3:45 PM 0 comments

Ok.. here is a total random happening. Do you ever forget that people exist? For instance, you hung out with someone in college ages ago and forgot you knew him until someone mentions their name and then you are like "oh. fuck. I remember him!"

Well, I was reading this little local paper that is a monthly rag for local happenings like rotary awards and "how to plant sugar cane". So, I am reading this update from the Rec dept because I am wanting to take a cake decorating class.... So, they congratulate this guy on getting his second degree black belt. Well, I crack up - it's someone I knew in college... who partied with us.... and I had completely forgotten that he existed. But once I saw the name, all these details came roaring back. For instance -

This is the guy who I have a pic of somewhere in my room at my parents' house called "the Bj dog pic"

This is the guy who went the wrong way on 278 and ended up in Augusta - not Hampton

This is the guy who got REALLY drunk at Spring Break in Bluffton and said "I'm GAY"

This is the guy who dropped his cigarette in his piss (again when he was REALLY drunk and picked it back up and smoked it)

This is the guy who drove and Audi. I wrote on it in glass chalk "For Sale $500" and his cell phone number hee hee hee

This is the guy who taught Kimmie Pig Latin (also known as Bulgarian Porcina) Ev-Ro-Let-Chay (reading a tailgate)

This is the guy that asked the question that led to Kimmie's reply, "Ah. It's about me fingering this black guy's asshole... you don't even want to know!"

Ah. Craziness. The weird thing is that he was a fun dude. We always had fun when we partied with him. When we went to USC - he went to MUSC and we all lost touch. crazy crazy world.

I wonder how many other people I have forgotten about - and how many have forgotten about me.....

posted by Ashlyn @ 10:52 AM 0 comments