Thursday, April 27, 2006

Saying good bye to the good ones is hard. However, there is one sawed off son of a bitch that I am gonna be glad to put a few miles between. Let me just say, since I am leaving, I may as well burn some bridges.

While, being the nice girl that I am I use code names on here when being derrogatory. Well, fuck that. I feel as long as I am honest - what I am about to say is A-ok.

So here we go.

To the guy (I dare to call you a man) who attempted to engage in some form of sexual activity with me while I was DRUNKER THAN DRUNK. SO drunk that you were afraid campus security would pick me up for being drunk in public.... and that i was so drunk you feared i woudlnt find my way to your dorm. You were also fully aware that I had just thrown up and your pick up line was "Why dont we get a shower to get that vomit off of you?" Oh yeah, Casanova. Thanks, Eddie for all the "good" times, you self serving son of a bitch! By the way, you wondered about the times I called you someone else's name - yeah that was just to mind fuck you and it made the whole process much easier for me to get through. And the question that you have long wondered about, but I am sure you knew the answer deep down: Yes, Bobby is hung like a horse. You know you are hung like a field mouse in a stiff breeze. when I make my list of who I have slept with, you dont count since we never technically had sex - because well, - field mice have a hard time of making delivery.

To Mr. Discretion: Hmmm.... this is a tricky topic. I can only say that college is all about having fun... and we did lol. I wish him the best.... oh and I wish his girlfriend the best too.

Bobby - og, glorious Bobby - the kid should do porn. He is a very good and a very fun person. I am certain that he will do something great with his future. Thanks for the great weed n ass. 10 stars on both.

Julie - ahh, chica! I miss the girl already and I am not even gone yet! You are a lifesaver and you hooked me up with ass. Gotta love it! I am gonna miss babysitting so u can go get laid. lol.

Tennessee - it has been a wild ride. I made some mistakes, fell back into some bad habits but I met some people here who were fabulous and in the end, that is what life is all about.

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I am leaving tomorrow... or Saturday whenever I can get packed.... and I am terrible at saying goodbye. Mainly because I dont want to say good bye. I hate leaving people. Some people make such an impact on your life and then its like in an instant.... you have to say, "good bye" and it feels like an ending more than a potential prelude to a sequel. Saying goodbye sucks. I think tonight I am going to get drunk and listen to Johnny Cash.

I will be back to grab the rest of my things and to come to graduation on the 21st. Ironically, that is mama's birthday.

THe last time I really said goodbye was in the Pittsburgh Airport. I barely made it through saying good bye to Mike... and then I lost it saying good bye to Tom and then Tracy... oh god, I was sobbing in the airport and on the plane... lmfao. it was hillarious. We decided I needed some drinks and nothing is sadder than watching a crying woman drink.

I know I will cry on the ride home - i am glad to be going home, i have a a good life there.... but I will miss Tenn. Not so much the place... but the people.

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Monday, April 24, 2006

So I got a little tipsy last night which was nice. I watched jos this evening while Julie had meetings. It was fun.. one of my last days with her. I am moving back to SC this week. :) We will see how it goes!

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

you know, it is so fun to find someone who is as much of a movie quote whore as I am - especially for my fave movie of all time: "The Boondock Saints". Last night, I stayed on the phone until 5am just chatting about prank phone calls and quoting various films. Thank God I am so damn cool lol.

SO, it is weird to me to look back through the old archives of this blog. I have been blogging a LOOOOONG time and I am so very glad. I have recorded so many moments that would have been forgotten. I have two blogs. This one is my baby lol where I divulge most all secrets and tell the events of my day. The other is for my poems. I named it "the unfettered brain" because that is exactly what it is.... all the free thoughts from my brain. no punctuation usually - just words. I look back a year or two and think "God, I remember why i wrote that... and who i wrote that for and I still remember what his cologne smells like...." or "Man, he is STILL an asshole" lol... but the point is this.... keep a journal... do a blog.... do something. You would be amazed by all the little moments we forget to remember.

I know that some people read my blog that cant stand me.... so I can only think that the reason they keep reading is because at least it is entertaining lol. I dunno. Sometimes I look back and I realize that my life is a little over the top soap opera-y, but in fact, I am always honest on here. I see no reason not to be. The true joys of life are good friends, good alcohol, good drugs, good food, and great sex. not in that particular order either.

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