Friday, July 09, 2004

Randy and I are in Saucier's office. Here is what you might have heard from the lobby.

"Dammit. i got it all over me"
"Ashlyn. Come clean me up."
"I am rubbing it too hard"
"That is why it is flaking off"


Randy: "I thought you were bi"
Randy: "It is hot as balls in here."
Me: "can I verify that one".

Randy made work fun. Funny funny boy. Damn shame he is SCREWING ALL THE WOMEN IN THE DEPARTMENT! ;)

I have really loved working here.... but Monday, the new job should be fun.... and to rip off a song from senior year "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end". Ahhh, it is Closing time..... ;)

Favorite memories:
-Eric and the parking ticket
-Trannie being crazy
-Trannie telling me Reggie is half Philipino and half black... but he tells everyone he is Samoan.
-Cynthia (she is too fun!)
-RANDY (cause he is my baby's daddy) ;) He got me out of so much work. funny boy.
-drinking a shot of Tuaca with Rachel.
-wandering in the kitchen at the plaza
-smoke breaks with Mo when she worked at the plaza
-running errands on the horseshoe
-running errands to the liquor store....
-having parties at work... with alcohol
-Fridays. Fridays were always good days.

Saying good bye is an odd feeling. In life there is a cycle... things end and new things begin.... except herpes... they never really end... you just have flare ups every now and then. ;)

Bye CE -ACP... and USC... it's been great!

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Thursday, July 08, 2004

I am at work - desperately trying to find something to do, wishing the phone would ring... anything to keep me from ebing bored. I like my job, I do... my last day is tomorrow... so I have mixed emotions. I like to think that the future will be at least as bright (and hopefully much more lucrative) than the past.

So I told Seth about the new job... only I told him that I was one of the test subjects (for medical research)... he is so nice, he said, "Oh, ok"... like he didnt want to bash my job or anything.. so funny.

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Wednesday, July 07, 2004

this is an audio post - click to play

posted by Ashlyn @ 5:40 PM 0 comments

Carrie Bradshaw had issues with seeing Big after the split... and Miranda had issues with seeing her ex Eric (an ex of 2 years no less!).... my exes... the names can be mentioned, pictures can be passed along, stories can be told, we can laugh about old times, and never once do I have those pangs of regret... maybe I am a hard-hearted bitch... maybe not. I think all things happen for a reason. Relationships ending is one of them.

posted by Ashlyn @ 1:58 PM 0 comments

Umm.... if dog's had personal ads.... CLICK ME, BITCH

Frozen semen? woah. Not to mention... these are stud dogs... the descriptions could leave one to wonder whether they are describing the overall dog...or if this is just a description of his sexuality. freaky.

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With recent cell phone problems, I have not been in touch with the Sethipoo.... then I got an email... yay! How funny is this kid. Makes me laugh. Ok... I am gonan ahve to change radio stations here in the office. You knwo the song "Groove is in the hear-ar-ar-ar-art, I couldn't ask for another..." Ok.. so it is on.... I am freaking singing and dancing to it.. and I can't help myself! I am still seated... so I have that jazzy headroll "I-wanna-be-a-break-dancer" move going on. Dammit. I know I look stupid.

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Tuesday, July 06, 2004

I shared lunch with a pigeon today.... do you see what my social life has become? Next thing you know, I will be sharing sex with a squirrel.

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so the audio post made it onto the blog. Woo hoo. That is how I will start doing my updates once my computer access becomes limited.

So... the greatest glory of the fourth.... I sat on my parent's front porch on Sunday night and watched the fireworks of the neighbors while drinking a half a bottle of red wine and smoking more cigarettes than I should have. Nothing screams "independence" like alcoholism and nicotine addiction!

So while I was drinking like a fish and smoking like a chimney, I came to a stark realization. My friends will all be married and start new lives relatively soon.... that is what they are aiming for... and I think it will happen. And where will I be? Here are my predictions:

Melissa: She and Ray will be engaged again soon and married within a year.

Buddha: will at the very least be engaged within a year to Nick.

Seth: Seth has more time I think. he doesnt rush into things. I think he will find someone marriage worthy by the time he graduates from Grad School. Not that he doesnt have bachelor potential... he could OWN this town! :)

Randy: Randy will remain the manwhore he is! Womanizing five points like it is nobody's business! Eventually, after several rounds of penicillin, he will settle down.

Me: I will be in my 30s... still drinking like a fish, smoking like a chimney, and playing aunt to Buddha and Melissa's kids. I will be visiting my parents on occassion, living in the city, and spending an insane amount of money on shoes for myself and accessories for my dog - which will be my child.


Is this a sad synopsis of the future? Well, maybe.... but if I have a "to-die-for" wardrobe, a small ass, a great apartment, a good job, a nice bank account, my fabulous friends, and a good dog (as the fruit cake lady would say).... I will be happy.


To explain the last post... Buddha was drinking a bottle of Ozarka water... Texas shit... down south, we have to drink dasani...

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