Retarded USC Girl

I think the stick up his ass stunted his growth.
He is educated, yet selectively illiterate.
Our hours ahve been posted on the door for over a week
It's spring break... add in the budget cuts...
and we work fewer hours
He could have called to listen to our hours,
He could have read the goddam sign on the door
that has been posted for over a week
He dint have to be an asshole... and an idiot for that matter...
He was rude
he yelled at me for our hours being changed
then snippily said As he left "alwyers dont get spring break"
what a jerk.
at that point I threw my pen
and joey got upa nd proceeded to follow the man adn said "Im off the clock"
I think he deserved Overtime for that one!

posted by Ashlyn @ 12:00 PM 0 comments

in the bar last night... I couldnt drink... i ahd a hotdog for lunch... which prompted the onset of extreme heartburn... so while I am at the bar in an utterly glum mood... heartburn in full effect... jack goes to get me some milk because my heartburn was acting up.... so i sit in the bar.... completely of age... and I drink milk. IT was the sweetest thing.... but here are some of the comments made concerning the milk:
"woah... can you handle it....?" --"hey.. you dont know the proof on this shit.... it's whole!"
"hey, hey.... easy.... dont gulp... calm down!"
"I think I am gonan have some cookies as a chaser"
"whew! damn! that shit is strong"
"I am the biggest dork in the world.... I am in a bar... I am 21... and I am drinking milk"
"Its a sober white russian"

Mo, Jack, Buddha, James, Sherre.... I ahd a balst last night... thanks to each and every one of yall.... oh and i made it to class!

posted by Ashlyn @ 11:03 AM 0 comments

Wallys.... Wallys is a place you can just call home some nights. That would have been last night. Buddha left today to embark upon her version of Spring Break.... I am so jealous that others get a spring break and I really dont. I am working and I still have Saturday classes on break... lovely, I know. I have Monday and Thursday off.... so I am gonna make the best of it... Brace yourself:
I am gonna get an oil change and go see my parents in the off time. Oh yeah.... and if I really feel like living on the edge, I might even drive over to WalMart.... hell, I might go twice!

I am going to be working on my paddle for my big sis. :) I hope it looks really cute.... I think it will... but then again, you know how you plan things out in your head, but then quickly realize that sometime the actual conception is just a little off. Anyway, I hope it looks good... Kendal certainly deserves it.

I just found out that if you press the shift key 5 times, it turns on the "Sticky Keys" feature.... interesting. I wonder if I bang the keyboard against the monitor 5 times if it will turn on the "violent bitch" feature.

I am at work... yes, I know it is the first official Spring Break Saturday.... but here I sit.... dressed down to a fashion you might find on COPS.... minus the wifebeater, of course. I need to look over notes and start reading my text books.... but not today... today is saturday and it is spring break... for the love...

Oh good news! Chris is coming up tonight! Chirs! My Chris! Chris-i-kins! Love that kid! Makes my damn day. I was talking to him on the phone last night.... driving a drunk Buddha and an equally drunk Jack home and Chris calls and tells me he is coming and that he "is still wearing the cast.... so its time for some definite fisting action". How could you not love that kid... he is so retarded! I hope Joey comes with him... we love chris, we love joey.. the two together... much much love. That will be a real spriong break treat for me.... seeing Chris.

I was a little sad when I hugged Buddha bye.... she is leaving just for Spring Break, but I know this is just a baby step toward her final move to Dallas this summer. She is leaving... really she is... and I try to pretend she isnt... but I know that I dont have her to myself for much longer. Some friends you just cant part with.... and I know that miles between is simply miles and we will still talk and visit.... but it wont be the same... no 3am knocks on the door and a loud whisper "are u awake, bitch?" .... no more sounds of the buzz of the air freshener can the morning after buddha eats jalapenos.... the good stuff... the 2am smoke breaks in pajamas and socks.... but I am trying to become content with the fact that it will soon be "2 athiests, and notorious.." :(

We all have heard it said that "all good things must come to an end".... but that is good things... not great things.... and this is the greatest friendship I have ever known. I would bet money on the fact that we will always be friends .... and we will always be in touch... its just that I hate to see her go... glad that she is happy and that the future holds such promise.... but I hate to see her go... selfish selfish me.

posted by Ashlyn @ 11:00 AM 0 comments

Sometimes you start off on one path.... and you are devoted to it.... and you take those steps.. those same steps everyday.. following that same path to and from... and then one day, for no real reason, you take a different path... you get sidetracked... and you enjoy it... new scenery, new foliage... new everything.. all the same like the original way and all.... but different... sure, it is still a dirt trail that connects to something... but it is different... and maybe its only different because you want it to be....

and then the days pass... and the minutes tick by and you sit and steep .... and you think about those paths... and how they will both most likely take you to the same destination... the question is simply when. so, you think to yourself for a long while and then you stand up and you slap your hands across your knees (cause people do that in soap operas when they stand up and have made a decision) and you decide to give up the new path... taking it was a mistake....

but isnt it funny.... and mr frost was correct... for way certainly does lead on to way.

posted by Ashlyn @ 5:18 PM 0 comments

Well, Last night was great. jack n I went to crocs for Locals Live. God, you just have to love 93.5! There was this one guy who was acoustic... he did a tonic song.. he was amazing! Bravo for real. Today, I slept in until a little before noon.... but I ahd the worst dream.. it was so amazingly real.... my parents put me in a mental institution and I was gonna have to stay there for four months.... my teachers were going to let me make up my classes next year, but I was so mad because I was gonna miss initiation. go figure! Well... Spring Break will officially be here tomorrow afternoon... I am glad... a break from class will certainly be appreciated.

Buddha has a journal! http:///buddhalove.diaryland.com (very proud of her for that one!) Well, I need to go clean the room before I go to work. Oh yes.. work tonight.. could I be mroe excited!

posted by Ashlyn @ 11:28 AM 0 comments

JOsh Skidmore is back in South Kakilaki... our hearts soar! Welcome back josh.. doll, u were missed!

Today has been an odd day at best.... I cleaned the living room and rearranged furniture, but in a dorm there is only so much you can do. It still looks ghetto.... I watched "Candyman" last night for the first time in years.... and it amde me think of the projects... and I started looking around and I was like... "DAMN! I live in Cabreeni Green". Sad revelation.

I feel sooo good... as in no more death bed. :) Lemme tell you, this is a welcome relief.

I fully realize that I have been a pissy bitch lately.... so I apologize to all who have fallen under that wrath.

Also... as a sad note... my fave journal... belonging to one jack hodges ahs been removed from the net... well, I like to think that now I will be able to pick his brain for the details rather than reading them online.. and hey, that could actually be more fun anyway.

Well, I have to go to my chapter meeting tonight... but the rest of the week is looking pretty nice schedule wise.
Tuesday: go to bookstore to buy paddle.... and get some paint... start working on paddle.... and go pay parking tickets. WORK
Wed: classes all day.... but nothing really major
Thurs: WORK 4-7 (not too bad :))
Friday: Class, quiz, work more on paddle... WORK 3-10
Sat: Class, work, goof off (it is spring break afterall)
Sun: work .... possibly go home to barnwell... not sure yet.

I just want to say before I close this... that my parents are amazing. They took such good care of me.... and I feel 100 percent better (at least!!!!) My mommy and Daddy are the shiznit... I mean it. I alugehd, and loved the whole time I was home... I felt bad, but just being there made me feel better. I wish everyone could have that feeling.... if you could bottle it and sell it.... you would know fortunes are that are not measurable.... but being able to feel that is immeasurbale too.... and makes you so very rich. I simply adore my parents. call me a sissy, a daddys girl, a brat.... I dont care..... maybe I am all of those things... but I am happy. .... and isnt that what matters after all?

posted by Ashlyn @ 3:57 PM 0 comments

Apparently, today i am pissy. I am pissy because i used the word cute instead of the word precious? Makes no sense to me either. So, just for some general knowledge, here goes:
cute, adj. delightfully pretty dainty. 2. obviously contrived to charm; precious. 3.shrewd, clever.
precious, adj. oh high cost or worth. 2. Highly esteeemed, cherished. 3. dear; beloved. 4. Affectedly dainty or refined.

As you can see, The American Heritage Dictionary (2nd college edition) and i agree here. cute can be substituted for precious without the bat of an eyelash.

See.... now that is what makes me pissy.

am still sick and supposed to see a doctor toorrow if my headache n fever are still here. Lucky me! Buddha is such a douchebag right now... i keep getting her voicemail. Not a happy girl on account of that. My parents are great and so is Buster... he is such a little fat ass... i love him... I really do adore that damn cat.

Well. I am gonan run now... so i cna be pissy and reak havoc on the world elsewhere.

posted by Ashlyn @ 8:20 AM 0 comments