So the Watermelon Festival is over... well for me anyway, many people will still be out there tomorrow for the Mud Runs. I am tired. I slept virtually ALL day.... which was well deserved since I do not have a single day to sleep in during the week and I didnt get in last night/this monring until 4:30am. We went to the Watermelon Festival in Hampton last night. I bought a pair of pink plaid palmetto flip flops and a matching key chain and I bought Annalyn a fairy skirt that seth said she would like if she was a hooker. I think they will make her wear a leotard or something under it lol.
Well, I am going to go to bed.... this early on a Saturday night.... I know I am dorking it out, but tomorrow will be a very busy day... all fo the things I had planned to do today must be done tomorrow.... the laundry, cleaning, and well the shopping and visiting the kids..... busy busy hectic day ahead. I hope everyone has a nice weekend. :)
Retarded USC Girl
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Yes. A Q-Tip can fit inside of a man's penis.... sadly though, I know some men whose penis could pass for a Q-Tip. Stiff competition. Nothing is sexier than a man with an insanely small package.
I am sleepy..... so so tired. It has been a long day to nearly wrap up a deadfully long week. Watermelon Festival starts tomorrow.... I am gonna be at the street dance. Can you see me trying to contain my excitement? It's just craziness. I dont think I am going to spend the night though..... I really need to go to Augusta to go shopping on Saturday.
So tired.. I am off to bed.... good night, Moon... and Danny Devito fans world wide. :)
I am sleepy..... so so tired. It has been a long day to nearly wrap up a deadfully long week. Watermelon Festival starts tomorrow.... I am gonna be at the street dance. Can you see me trying to contain my excitement? It's just craziness. I dont think I am going to spend the night though..... I really need to go to Augusta to go shopping on Saturday.
So tired.. I am off to bed.... good night, Moon... and Danny Devito fans world wide. :)
Monday, June 20, 2005
For reasons I will not even dare to explain - Danny Devito ROCKS!!!!! lmfao. hot body. I am sleept today.... and I wish it was Friday.... and it's only Monday so this week will suck. I am doing a little better on the smoking.... and by "little better" I simply mean that I am no longer ass raping Phillip Morris... we are just making sweet sweet love.
I am drinking Diet Coke.... so so good. Watermelon Festival is this weekend.... street dance.... alcohol... hundreds of jello shots in a cooler on the porch... oh yeah... good times will be had!!!!
I am drinking Diet Coke.... so so good. Watermelon Festival is this weekend.... street dance.... alcohol... hundreds of jello shots in a cooler on the porch... oh yeah... good times will be had!!!!
For reasons I will not even dare to explain - Danny Devito ROCKS!!!!! lmfao. hot body. I am sleept today.... and I wish it was Friday.... and it's only Monday so this week will suck. I am doing a little better on the smoking.... and by "little better" I simply mean that I am no longer ass raping Phillip Morris... we are just making sweet sweet love.
I am drinking Diet Coke.... so so good. Watermelon Festival is this weekend.... street dance.... alcohol... hundreds of jello shots in a cooler on the porch... oh yeah... good times will be had!!!!
I am drinking Diet Coke.... so so good. Watermelon Festival is this weekend.... street dance.... alcohol... hundreds of jello shots in a cooler on the porch... oh yeah... good times will be had!!!!
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