Best quote of the day:
"the free ass pool..."
".. I'm going swimming this afternoon!" - Eric
Eric came to visit today. Too much fun!
Retarded USC Girl
Friday, June 11, 2004
I love how people use the guise of the truth to say awful, mean, hurtful things. They really think that as long as they are speaking what they believe to be the truth, that they can say anything awful under that context and it is valid. It isn't. These are days when I revert back to the question "Does he/she come from good breeding?". Not that I am usually one to be this much of a snoot... but social graces do not fall far from the tree.... or shrub in some people's case.
Also.... please realize that there is a difference in OPINION and TRUTH. Your opinion, if it is clearly mean spirited and just an awful thing to say... why say it? Are you really that miserable... that you have to try and make others miserable as well?
Oh well.
I am a happy person... i cant help it... I have a good life, a fun life... and overall... a really really great time. so, bite me! :) lmfao
Also.... please realize that there is a difference in OPINION and TRUTH. Your opinion, if it is clearly mean spirited and just an awful thing to say... why say it? Are you really that miserable... that you have to try and make others miserable as well?
Oh well.
I am a happy person... i cant help it... I have a good life, a fun life... and overall... a really really great time. so, bite me! :) lmfao
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Mission: Molest Randy -- has grinded to a screeching halt. Randy has been neglecting the ACP office. He is galavanting aorund all over RCCE... Mr. Thornwell and Mr. hampton Street, but he just doesnt love us! Woe is me!
It seems that every so often... I find myself a theme song.. this one is courtesty of the Counting Crowes "Cigarettes and Alcohol"
Is it my imagination
or have I finally found
something worth living for?
I was looking for some action
but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol
You could wait for a lifetime
to spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
cos when it comes on top . . .
You've gotta make it happen!
You gotta make it happen
You gotta make it happen
You gotta make it happen
Is it worth the aggravation
to find yourself a job
when there's nothing worth working for?
It's a crazy situation
but all I need are cigarettes and alcohol
You could wait for a lifetime
to spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
cos when it comes on top . . .
You've gotta make it happen!
You've gotta make it happen!
You gotta make it happen!
You gotta make it happen!
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta make it
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta fake it
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta make it
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta fake it
Is it my imagination
or have I finally found
something worth living for?
I was looking for some action
but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol
You could wait for a lifetime
to spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
cos when it comes on top . . .
You've gotta make it happen!
You gotta make it happen
You gotta make it happen
You gotta make it happen
Is it worth the aggravation
to find yourself a job
when there's nothing worth working for?
It's a crazy situation
but all I need are cigarettes and alcohol
You could wait for a lifetime
to spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
cos when it comes on top . . .
You've gotta make it happen!
You've gotta make it happen!
You gotta make it happen!
You gotta make it happen!
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta make it
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta fake it
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta make it
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta fake it
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
"do you have any idea what I could do to you with a cucumber and a bag of salad???" - E.L.
Clearly one of the best quotes.... ever.
Clearly one of the best quotes.... ever.
I love the movie S.W.A.T. ... watched it again last night....
Yesterday was a good night... last night wonderful. Although -- yesterday at work.... radny-licious failed to come and visit. Oh, the pain! lol.
Yesterday was a good night... last night wonderful. Although -- yesterday at work.... radny-licious failed to come and visit. Oh, the pain! lol.
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
I just had to share what I found on the net:
12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite.
13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.
14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.
... it is not what you think.... Look Here
12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite.
13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.
14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.
... it is not what you think.... Look Here
I took my test for progressive this morning. I think I did ok. We will see.... I parked in BFE, came to work, and here I shall stay until 5. :)
Monday, June 07, 2004
How much do we love Randy. He came to lunch today.... and he makes me happy. :)
Eric even came and saw us at lunch! Mo n them loved him! But who woudlnt? fab-o!
Eric even came and saw us at lunch! Mo n them loved him! But who woudlnt? fab-o!
right this minute..... Buddha is in her interview.... and I am so happy for her.... and I know she will do well... and if she gets this job, she could be coming back home. yay. happy thought.
Last night was so much fun. Mission: Molest Randy is underway. It is not like we really just set out on a mission.... but it has clearly become one. It's too funny. I realize if you werent there, it could sound bad.... but Randy is of age... we are not like M.J. or as southpark says "Mr. Johnson (that's just ignorant!). It is not like we are really attempting to sex him up.. we are just all so perverted that you cant help but take the verbal and make it physical.... but not everything though.. cause then all the offices in CE and every conference table would be in trouble... elevators too. lol.
OH SHIT... Melissa Girl is no longer allowed to select where we eat. She chose Sonic.... where we ran into Gimpy Troll from "The Gopher". He told us how he is "sooo Jackass" and swallowed, on a dare, a spoonful of "Sphincter Cramp" hot sauce. niiiice. jeez.
Last night was so much fun. Mission: Molest Randy is underway. It is not like we really just set out on a mission.... but it has clearly become one. It's too funny. I realize if you werent there, it could sound bad.... but Randy is of age... we are not like M.J. or as southpark says "Mr. Johnson (that's just ignorant!). It is not like we are really attempting to sex him up.. we are just all so perverted that you cant help but take the verbal and make it physical.... but not everything though.. cause then all the offices in CE and every conference table would be in trouble... elevators too. lol.
OH SHIT... Melissa Girl is no longer allowed to select where we eat. She chose Sonic.... where we ran into Gimpy Troll from "The Gopher". He told us how he is "sooo Jackass" and swallowed, on a dare, a spoonful of "Sphincter Cramp" hot sauce. niiiice. jeez.
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