Saturday, October 02, 2004

Tonight... I sat down and really did the math... and since i was working with small numbers, it didnt take very long. That's right, I was figuring up my salary and expenses, etc. Sadly, the salary is really small - honestly about half of what a college grad should see, and all this is without benefits. So, I put out some resumes online tonight. GREAT way to spend a Saturday. Then my mother started pissing me off. She was asking me where all I applied for jobs. I was like well... Cali, Florida, Virginia, Georgia. She was like "Well, you dont need to go so far away blah blah blah". She was joking, as is her nature... but it got so old. After I had heard that shit about 10 times I got sassy. "Well, mother. I will go wherever I can get a job. I need a good job, dammit." Whenever you can throw a sassy "dammit" into the mix, it works. Ahh who knows... maybe one day soon, I will have a real job and a real salary with benefits. :( I like what I am doing now, but can see my expendability.

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Friday, October 01, 2004

"I like Pink. Pink is my signature color ".

Buddha and Nick need to go as a Tri Lam and an Omega Mu for Halloween. How precious! I need to convince them! It would be so cute!

It was a long day today. I was Dr. Vega's nurse today. He is so nice. He also heard me say "I'm horny"... which here is the whole story.... Stacy asked if she could borrow 30 cents for a drink. I said sure, but I am horny so we'll have to work it out in trade. All he heard was I'm horny. lol. funny stuff.

Overall a good day. toe is hurting. I carted a lil blood n urine around today (not in my pants) - but in the car.

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Thursday, September 30, 2004

Seth: cover your eyes. I repeat, do not read this!!! *I finally set my toe today so I wouldn't have a deformed foot for the rest of my life* OK, you can uncover your eyes now, doll. Seth is tired of hearing about my toe. He has no sympathy for me, but I listened to him go on and on about his penis implant. :)

My brother is shopping for an engagement ring. :) Cassie, his gf is fab-o. I absolutely love her. They have already booked and paid for the honeymoon on June 5, so they plan to get married on either june 3 or 4. How exciting! I am gonna be an aunt! yay!

The great debate: Bush is so hot. rawwwr.

I was looking at the SC Sex Offender Registry today. Not that I was looking for a man or anything.... most sex offenders are ass ugly.... but I noticed... most of them have a gimp eye. Seriously.... like 80 percent. look around on the site... you will be surprised. I dont know what it means.... maybe a shrunken eye or lack of an eye makes you feel like touching a kid. Who knows. Note to self: look for pic of Michael Jackson online.

I ordered my Halloween costume online tonight. I am gonna be a nun this year. Oh yes indeedy do! Fabulous!

:) Goodnight moon.

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I am fucking tired. This whole "getting up before noon" thing is really getting old. I want to spend a week just sleeping in and shopping and working out and lounging - wouldn't that be fabulous... but that would require me to be a hardcore hooker for like a week.... or a month if I keep giving discounts.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Did i mention that late last night - I broke my pinkie toe on my left foot. Scandalous. I couldnt even break a bad ass bone... like an arm or a leg or something good. No, I break my pinkie toe. And let me tell you, the pinkie is painful. So, I whined and moaned and refused to touch it... except or peroxide and cotton. I am such a wimp. Then I watched "Girl, Interrupted" and I was fine. That movie always helps me put things in perspective.... that or inspire me to be less than sane.

Sanity is an odd concept, one that I am not quite sure I have grasped. Example: Those after school specials that were about eating disorders or promiscuity that were supposed to deter the behavior actually inspired me. How fucked up can you be?

I miss James. He needs to haul his ass back from Va Beach. Ok. Before I forget - Halloween costume ideas. Last year, Eric and I went as a couple that was killed in a car accident. It was GREAT!!!! Now, this year, I REALLY want to go as a nun.... maybe a boxing nun. Hmmm, I dunno.... maybe something scary.... I LOVE Halloween. I fully intend to party Saturday night and then the Sunday of Halloween- sit around, watch horror movies, eat popcorn... ahh good times!

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Monday, September 27, 2004

I spoke to an ex online today. He actually told me he was through with "hating my guts". That is good to know.... since we broke up like 2 years ago. I guess we can all go back to recess and no longer have that one looming over our heads as we play with the blocks this afternoon. Why don't exes spontaneously combust or something? Is it that much to ask? lol. Bill says that they cant in case we want to go out with them later.... maybe he is right in some cases, but definitely not this one. What is with this postpartem hostility? I mean, geez.


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Sunday, September 26, 2004

Ok... let me tell you. I saw the one and only Dr. Cox today. How much do we love him? Sexy as ever. Met Larry's gf, Cassie. I absolutely adore her. She is perfect for him. We love her. But, since this was my first time meeting her... I wore a Joe Dirt Mullet wig, heavy tammy fay makeup and camo coveralls. Priceless. :)

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